David Goetz

AI companies will say AI is inevitable and then be like “please please please please please please please please use us”

Someone dubbed My Cousin Vinny dialogue over Skeletor and Evil-Lyn and it fits way too perfectly 😭😭

@JoshPhillipsPhD I agree, but a book reader would know to use a comma in that sentence rather than a semi-colon. 😂

Give kids books; not tablets.

@BrewPack8 Reggie Jackson once said, "There's nothing better than hitting a home run to win the game. It's been better than making love."

A good relay to throw someone out at home is better than sex

@Cubs @MLB Good, he's a great player and huge asset to your team! Brewers fan here, and I'm looking forward to going against him for years to come.

OFFICIAL. ☺️

@BrewPack8 I have six tickets (two adults, four kids) for this afternoon's game that I can't use. Anyone interested? $70 for all tickets + parking pass.

Brandon Sproat Brewer debut today

@CodifyBaseball Really? That stat seems highly improbable. He's never gone 2-4 with 2 BBs one game and then the same the next game while swiping a bag?

Mike Trout is officially back. In his first 2 games this year, he has 4 hits and 4 walks and a stolen base. It's the first time in his entire MLB career that he's put up those combined numbers in back-to-back games.

@manu354264 @robbertleusink What is even happening in this exchange? Are the two of you in first grade?

@robbertleusink That is all you can do. Name calling. I don't even know what this "ïzzat" think you think is special is about. Your cult is a lying ,theiving, stealing one is fact. Fact is India give you your language and taught you to count. LOL

In 1703 Leibniz wrote to a Jesuit missionary in China He had just completed his system of binary arithmetic: every number expressible as combinations of 1 and 0 Something and nothing: being and void He believed it was a mathematical proof of Creation God as the 1, the void as the 0 The entire universe as what happens when unity acts on nothing He proposed using it to convert the Chinese emperor The binary system Leibniz built to explain God to an emperor is the same system running every computer, every phone, and every piece of software on earth

@MLB @Dodgers @Adobe Brewers fan here, and I can confirm that our pitching staff is not top 10.

The Los Angeles @Dodgers enter 2026 at the top of the Pitching Staff Power Rankings 🔥

@F0ODHub Fries shouldn't be eaten with steak. It's like wearing sweatpants with a jacket and tie.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this?

@keysmashbandit I only say it when I'm trying to alienate someone.

Just found out Americans don't say "amongst". Fuck off

@beningraham2004 @Brewers I mean, he just turned 22. You can be patient with him and speak respectfully. And sure, I was disappointed with his performance in the 2025 playoffs, but he was our best player in the 2024 playoffs.

@davidmgoetz @Brewers If this is how he plays in the biggest moment of his life. Then how can we depend on him in the WS?

A special, special sport 💙

@beningraham2004 @Brewers No need to talk like that.

@Brewers Love Chourio but he did jackshit and fuck all this tournament

@Brett_A_Taylor Nice trolling, Bert.

Lotta Bruce Tourang fans out there, and I don't blame them. He's a fine role player who could contribute off the bench for most teams.

@CodifyBaseball @_dadler Does my vote matter?

@_dadler Should Tarik Skubal pitch again in this WBC?

Tarik Skubal is leaving the door open to pitching again for Team USA at the WBC. He said pitching tonight made him want to make another start. He'll decide soon. "This is gonna be one of the tougher decisions I've made in my career so far," he said.

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not from neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

@BleacherReport Is he a swimmer?

Logan Paul is ready to take on ANY NFL player in a fight 🤯🥊 Who should he fight?!

@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ @andybisanartist I am interested in buying that painting.

This is what a 7-3 Great Britain win over the Brewers looks like according to @andybisanartist

@BrewPack8 But why do they have batting practice hats? That seems stupid, honestly. They only created them for another thing to sell, obviously.

Brewers batting practice hats

@TalkinBaseball_ @trevorplouffe @TalkinJake Listen, I'm a devoted Brewers fan, but to rank them #2 is ridiculous. Maybe 10 is a good spot.

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