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@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ My mate with his body scrub grinch gloves courtesy of his nan

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄

@SLEEPWHENDEADFC @niall_vosper @_ashbrown @lgearing48 ⏰

Bad day at the graveyard. SWD 4-9 Paralympiakos MOM - @niall_vosper @_ashbrown ⚽️ ⚽️ @lgearing48 ⚽️ ⚽️ #AsOneSwd

Just over a million spent this summer when we’ve received over 10 mil in player sales over the last 18 months… no striker but at least brickfields looks good. #pafc

🖊️ Everybody, please welcome our new Head Coach - Tom Cleverley.

@matt_ottley7 @Argyle What a game what a result

@Argyle 5:27 train

Are you among the 3,000+ heading to Bristol? 💚 Send us your away-day pictures! 📸👇

@SLEEPWHENDEADFC We only ask for fairness and can’t even get that… the not so beautiful game😞

@SLEEPWHENDEADFC @Rymorgaan @_ashbrown Normal day at the office for the dead🥱

At 4-2 down, the dead were digging their graves….and suddenly a resurrection occurred and the skeletons pulled it back to win 6-5 in the last few minutes 💀 MOM - @Rymorgaan @davidminzer9 ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ @_ashbrown ⚽️ @Rymorgaan ⚽️ #AsOneSWD

I don’t care how we play. I don’t care who plays. I care we win. And we have and do consistently. Back the fucking team. Come on me babbies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

✍️ We are delighted to announce the appointment of Wayne Rooney as our new Head Coach. Welcome to Argyle, Wayne. #pafc

⏰ Full-time at Home Park. ARGYLE. ARE. SAFE! #pafc | In partnership with @secosupport

How bad were Derby County man

@SLEEPWHENDEADFC @Rymorgaan @PTBFC1988 Welcome @Rymorgaan 🙌🏻

After his year long loan, the club has taken up the obligation to buy @Rymorgaan from @PTBFC1988 for £5 due to exceptional performances. To clarify - he has been registered and neutered in lines with the XL bully policy. #WelcomeRyan #AsOneSWD

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! Luke Littler has just hit a nine-darter at #BahrainDarts24! 🔥 @ITVX

The Plymouth argyle team have been spotted in London today on their way to the darts for their Christmas party, and the goalie Mike Cooper been seen in fancy dress dressed as famous TikToker “Cal The Dragon”… 🤣👏

@minzer2021 @eurofootcom @FabrizioRomano Mate look at the timing of them all🤣

@eurofootcom @FabrizioRomano @davidminzer9 this goal catalogue at 17 years old is insanity

🚨🔴 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Bayern Munich are closing on on a £3m + add-ons deal for Nestory Irankunda (17) from Adelaide United, reports @FabrizioRomano! 🇦🇺/🇹🇿 And here is why... ⬇️

Into the hat for the next round Thanks to a goal from Kieran Molloy and a hat-trick from Zach Wheeler ⚽️💙

Apologies for the lack of updates today but Full Time here at Millbay Park and the blues take all 3 points, with goals from Tommie Sweet, Dave Minhinett and Zach Wheeler. ⚽️💙⚽️💙

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿2️⃣-0️⃣🇩🇪 What an afternoon at @wembleystadium #OnThisDay in 2021!

Charity isn’t for everyone by the looks of it