David Keyes

TOTAL VICTORY

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bet you anything that phone is made by Apollo

Should I spend the next few days:

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Esmail Qaani at the Western Wall today. A moving moment for the Iranian agent who spied for Israel in the name of peace. (Photo credit: David Keyes)

If I were you, I'd stay away from Milad Street in Area 19 of Khani-Abad tonight. Just sayin.

If you're ever in a big fight with your wife, send her 10 big ships filled with oil. Works like a charm.

Heading to the bomb shelter 10 times today wasn't easy. But then I remembered that every asshole in this picture is dead. And there was much joy.

Iran gifted America 10 boats filled with oil. I recommend we send them back plus one match.

Secretary Rubio spoke BRILLIANTLY today about the threat of Iran. He is an incredible diplomat. Let's make sure he feels the love.

Tonight's going to be a very big night in Iran. Anyone want to know who's next?

Who do you want to win the war?

After 10 trips to the bomb shelter today, I am more motivated than ever to advocate the absolute and UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER of this mass-murdering jihadist terrorist Iranian dictatorship.

🚨🚨BREAKING: Iran agrees to negotiate timeline of annihilation of America and Israel

Intern heading IRGC declares Iran has never been stronger

🚨🚨 Beaking: New Basij chief, El-Liminaitmi Al-Reddi, eliminated. Huge blow to regime.

Iran's Navy commander never stood a chance against Mossad

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