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David Keyes

@DavidMKeyes

Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY. [email protected]

Katılım Ocak 2012
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TOTAL VICTORY
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People say the US lost the Iran war. What a joke. Calling the Strait of Hormuz used to be SO EXPENSIVE. Dollars per minute. I did it all the time as a teenager. Well, as of today, you can call the Stait TOLL FREE. Don't underestimate how big this is.
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I, too, will not be charging tolls during this 60 day period.
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Air Force Juan
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I have arrived in Switzerland to ensure that a jihadist terrorist dictatorship never gets $300 billion from anyone for any purpose, ever. Wish me luck.
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Trump really puts the toll in ayatollah
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Apparently now you call the Strait of Hormuz toll free, so that's pretty cool. Huge win for USA.
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Freshly emboldened, the Ayatollah begins nukemaxxing
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ATTENTION ALL INVESTORS AND VCs: If you want to diversify, please consider investing in Iran's $300 billion fund. Worst case, it goes to perpetuate a jihadist tyranny dedicated to destroying the West. But that's only in the worst case. DM me for the transfer details.
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A rare personal tweet, if you'll permit: Topple the Iranian regime, annihilate Hamas and destroy Hezbollah immediately!
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Ok this is too much even for me
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🚨 Breaking: Iran just closed the Strait of Hormuz. Trump, as usual, hits back hard.
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Gentle reminder about US rhetoric during the most just war in modern history
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Iran deal to be broadcast live via MOU Tube
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🚨🚨 Iranian leaders Khamenei, Pezeshkian, Ghalibaf, Vahidi and Araghchi vehemently denounce previous regime leaders Khamenei, Pezeshkian, Ghalibaf, Vahidi and Araghchi.
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🚨🚨🚨 In historic concession, Iran agrees to whisper "Death to America" instead of shout it loudly
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In fairness, "regime change" in Farsi means "keep regime exactly the same"
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Before regime change, Iran was ruled by a ruthless jihadist president named Pezeshkian. Today, it is ruled by a man who, yes, looks similar and happens to have the same name, but is totally different.
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If you want to be successful in business, you must dress for success. This is how you should dress if you want to be a trillionaire.
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