@Duncan__Murray @JudyMurray does Andy’s and Jamie’s trophy collection need polishing? Duncan is ready to shine apparently.
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David Matthew
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FINALLY, that’s both of them out of the way. Now it must be MY TIME TO SHINE!
LTA@the_LTA
Proud brother 💙 Enjoy retirement, @jamie_murray
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@plyons45 Familiarise yourself with a spelling book laddie and then the Life of Brian. Clue? It’s not the bible.
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@plyons45 Please can Pete do the Life of Brian sermon on the mount next. Blessed are the Greek and blessed are the cheese makers. 🤔
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I nearly laughed my kidneys out my arse 😂😂😂😂
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2
Pete Hegseth used a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction today. This is shameful.
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@offtheballbbc At his introduction to tennis course and the score at deuce, Barry Ferguson wins the next point. What does Barry think the score is now?
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It’s time for this week’s Terracing Teaser 🏴🇫🇷
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@_MikeMcCartney_ I like #HarryHill’s shirt but then again I like Johannes’ shirt, but which one is best……….. 🥊
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@offtheballbbc At the Serie A end of season dinner dance, the DJ plays Beautiful Sunday. Which players are doin’ the slosh?
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🇮🇹 È il momento del teaser delle terrazze di questa settimana 🇮🇹
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Who ever Scottish Labour paid to tell them to run a presidential campaign revolved around Anas Sarwar is probably a nationalist in disguise laughing their way to the bank.
Anas Sarwar@AnasSarwar
My perfect date? 🌹🗳️👇
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@offtheballbbc Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bring back Dougie Donnelly
Over Thomo and crew
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🌺 Roses are Red,
💙Violets are Blue…
💖It’s the Terracing Teaser,
🥰You know what to do
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Square leg or square steering wheel? You choose.
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Today's Caption Competition
1 - There is no prize
2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses
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@fitbatweets Made an order with you a week ago for some merch. Had no contact regarding delivery yet. How can I track my purchase please? Thanks.
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My commission window is open for the next 3 weeks. Spaces are limited so please don’t delay. DM me here or email keith@fitbatweets.com for details. Here’s a few to get you thinking.
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🍀 Celtic are close to appointing Wilfried Nancy as their next manager. ⬇️
hellorayo.co.uk/clyde/sport/fo…
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@offtheballbbc Archie McPherson- “Dundee Utd playing on a pitch that resembles a treacle scone.” (Can’t remember much but it was an away European match on a very rainy and sodden pitch)
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In honour of Al Lamont's phenomenal commentary on Tuesday, what is the other one piece of commentary - football or non - that you will not forget? 🗣
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🔵 Danny Röhl has pulled out of the race to become Rangers' new head coach. ⬇️
hellorayo.co.uk/clyde/sport/fo…
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Good to see @Duncan__Murray looking after big bro at the golf with a pop up deli. C’mon Andy, buy a turkey dinosaur & chips.
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