Nigerian Politician Profile:
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Country — Managed remotely.
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
If anyone wants to know how The Emirates Stadium could be expanded.. apparently you can check out Benfica and their World Cup plans - it’s going to become 80,000 in the years ahead - they added circa 3,000 seats few years back by adding 2 new rows closer to pitch. #Arsenal ..
When I small, anytime wey my grandma carry me go barbing saloon she go tell them “as you de barb am low-cut, make sure say e get SPORTING wave” 😂😂
Na there I begin support Sporting CP💚🤍
BREAKING: Now Delta is raising checked bag fees by another $10 or more.
Up to $45 for a first checked bag, $55 for a second bag and $200 for a third. Effective for flights booked as of Wednesday, April 8.
Third US airline to hike bag fees in just the last week.
As a result of the Home Office banning YE from entering the United Kingdom, Wireless Festival has been forced to cancel.
All ticket holders will recieve an automatic full refund.
BREAKING: Promoter Festival Republic has cancelled Wireless Festival after Kanye West, who was due to headline the event in July, was blocked from entering the UK.
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