David Lerner

@joe_srigley @TobyChristieCom @RacingAmerica Damn. Here’s to landing on your feet in a spot that’s even better than before.

A notable career/employment update... #NASCAR

@PackofPatriots When they could just kept Rajah in the car all season and released a boatload of Rajah merch, because we would have bought *all* of it.

I'm starting to think all these drivers in the JRM 88 are just for merchandising purposes because I stay getting emails when someone new gets in.

To be fair, it’s truly amazing that there is anyone who consistently believes Trump is telling the truth about anything.

@RandyScottESPN Glad to hear there was a happy ending of sorts.

He started to eventually get the hang of it, but we had one more big pause in a later round. “Your word is ‘weather.’” (massive pause) This is big. Homophone City. Population: Over-His-Skis Gym Guy Could be weather or could be whether. “This weather is warm.” Nailed it.

Spelling Bee Story Time 🐝 My 5th-grade daughter & her friends had a spelling bee today that featured what can only be described as an overmatched and underprepared announcer. “We have a local business owner here today as our special guest MC!” (a guy who runs a gym)

Then the team trying to answer it, flipped the “u” and the “e” with “century” and spelled out loud “C - U - N -…” Not the kids’ fault, they’re in 5th grade. Just added to the surrealism of what was quickly becoming an IRL Tim Robinson sketch.

@RandyScottESPN Urge to mock the gym owner… rising…

He can’t do the third job. Literally is incapable of using these words in a sentence. The PRACTICE ROUND WORD was “century.” He took an impossibly long pause, and said “I’m sorry, I can’t think of one sentence…” then trailed off again. One of the judges had to come help him

Call it early… who’s your Martinsville winner? 🤔

Introverts: the only people who start looking forward to going home… before they’ve even left the house

DYSTANY SPURLOCK, ladies and gentlemen. SEVENTH place finish in her ARCA East debut!!! #ARCA #CookOut200

@BHill1417 @daletanhardt

@daletanhardt Minimal arca experience w nothing to show for it. I don’t understand how he’s been approved

Alright. I can’t take it anymore. It could be my first NASCAR On CW complaint We gotta stop acting like Patrick Staropoli is doing a such a good job. He is so, so bad. Hopefully he’ll get better. But he’s horrific

@ZSizemore41 @jeff_gluck I certainly thought the odds were better that Corey would make a questionable move than that Lee would miss a shift.

@davidpaullerner @jeff_gluck The tissue box was for everyone worried about “Corey Day ruining the feel good story’s day.”

Lee Pulliam in his series debut is leading at Martinsville with 40 to go. 👀

@GuhleSzn @jeff_gluck He’s not the first driver to ever miss a shift in a restart

@davidpaullerner @jeff_gluck You'd think a 37 YO veteran short track racer would know how to shift, but I guess not.

Pulliam after he stacked up the field and caused the big wreck:

@ZSizemore41 @jeff_gluck Who’s crying? He’s not the first driver to miss a shift on a restart.

@davidpaullerner @jeff_gluck Instead he ruins everyone else’s day.

@GuhleSzn @jeff_gluck Because nobody else with more experience in the series has ever missed a shift before…

@jeff_gluck Dude doesn't know how to shift, he needs to take some classes.

Lee Pulliam missed a shift on the restart and a massive wreck ensued. #NASCAR

@DustinAlbino “…so don’t f*ck this up for everyone” is implied.

The No. 17 team is leaving it up to Corey Day on where to choose for the restart. Day could take the outside of the front row, or lineup behind Lee Pulliam on the inside of the second row. "All teammates inside the top five" Day is told. #NASCAR

@TheCW_Sports @philenespanol Nicely done, CW social crew!

@alanisnking Let’s go, Bread and Lavar!

The true test of NASCAR fandom is how many drivers you are loudly cheering for to finish top 20 in the Parts Series

JOEY GASE HAS MOVED MYATT SNIDER FOR LAST PLACE MYATT SNIDER MOVES HIM BACK THINGS YOU WILL ONLY SEE AT THE RACETRACK #NASCAR