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David Lerner

@davidpaullerner

Owner of Timekeeper Financial Solutions. Husband and supporter of @nikkilerner. Fan of motorsports. Lover of music. Player of drums. Writer of thoughts. He/him.

Columbia, MD Katılım Mayıs 2009
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David Lerner
David Lerner@davidpaullerner·
@PackofPatriots When they could just kept Rajah in the car all season and released a boatload of Rajah merch, because we would have bought *all* of it.
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ArturoII / Victory Lane Vibes@PackofPatriots·
I'm starting to think all these drivers in the JRM 88 are just for merchandising purposes because I stay getting emails when someone new gets in.
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Randy Scott
Randy Scott@RandyScottESPN·
He started to eventually get the hang of it, but we had one more big pause in a later round. “Your word is ‘weather.’” (massive pause) This is big. Homophone City. Population: Over-His-Skis Gym Guy Could be weather or could be whether. “This weather is warm.” Nailed it.
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Randy Scott
Randy Scott@RandyScottESPN·
Spelling Bee Story Time 🐝 My 5th-grade daughter & her friends had a spelling bee today that featured what can only be described as an overmatched and underprepared announcer. “We have a local business owner here today as our special guest MC!” (a guy who runs a gym)
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Randy Scott
Randy Scott@RandyScottESPN·
Then the team trying to answer it, flipped the “u” and the “e” with “century” and spelled out loud “C - U - N -…” Not the kids’ fault, they’re in 5th grade. Just added to the surrealism of what was quickly becoming an IRL Tim Robinson sketch.
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Randy Scott
Randy Scott@RandyScottESPN·
He can’t do the third job. Literally is incapable of using these words in a sentence. The PRACTICE ROUND WORD was “century.” He took an impossibly long pause, and said “I’m sorry, I can’t think of one sentence…” then trailed off again. One of the judges had to come help him
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Dirty Mo Media
Dirty Mo Media@DirtyMoMedia·
Call it early… who’s your Martinsville winner? 🤔
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Introvert Problems
Introvert Problems@IntrovertProbss·
Introverts: the only people who start looking forward to going home… before they’ve even left the house
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HennyIsland10@BHill1417·
@daletanhardt Minimal arca experience w nothing to show for it. I don’t understand how he’s been approved
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dale tanhardt
dale tanhardt@daletanhardt·
Alright. I can’t take it anymore. It could be my first NASCAR On CW complaint We gotta stop acting like Patrick Staropoli is doing a such a good job. He is so, so bad. Hopefully he’ll get better. But he’s horrific
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David Lerner
David Lerner@davidpaullerner·
@ZSizemore41 @jeff_gluck I certainly thought the odds were better that Corey would make a questionable move than that Lee would miss a shift.
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Jeff Gluck@jeff_gluck·
Lee Pulliam in his series debut is leading at Martinsville with 40 to go. 👀
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GuhleW
GuhleW@GuhleSzn·
@jeff_gluck Dude doesn't know how to shift, he needs to take some classes.
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Dustin Albino
Dustin Albino@DustinAlbino·
Lee Pulliam missed a shift on the restart and a massive wreck ensued. #NASCAR
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Dustin Albino
Dustin Albino@DustinAlbino·
The No. 17 team is leaving it up to Corey Day on where to choose for the restart. Day could take the outside of the front row, or lineup behind Lee Pulliam on the inside of the second row. "All teammates inside the top five" Day is told. #NASCAR
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Alanis King
Alanis King@alanisnking·
The true test of NASCAR fandom is how many drivers you are loudly cheering for to finish top 20 in the Parts Series
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RJ Starcevic
RJ Starcevic@RJStarcevic·
JOEY GASE HAS MOVED MYATT SNIDER FOR LAST PLACE MYATT SNIDER MOVES HIM BACK THINGS YOU WILL ONLY SEE AT THE RACETRACK #NASCAR
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