David Plans

O interweb. Dunno if anyone sane is left here but: I’ve come to a serious impasse in my life and need refuge somewhere far/remote/isolated. If you own a mountain hut, island yurt or a room/flat somewhere far way from the maddening crowd and want a quiet tenant, DM me.

@RHULPsychology And the link: jobs.royalholloway.ac.uk/Vacancy.aspx?r…

Come join us at @RHULPsychology ! We're looking for a Post-Doctoral Teaching Associate starting 1st August 2024. Ideally you're from applied areas of psychology (clinical, forensic, health, applied social, developmental, etc), but all considered!

If you are an early career academic with a passion for education, this is the role for you! A one year Postdoctoral Teaching Associate with us at @RHULPsychology, plus you can become part of the @THESIS_RHUL team 🤩

Come check out Royal Holloway's MSc in Applied Neuroscience, an exciting course on how to apply neuroscience in the real world : royalholloway.ac.uk/studying-here/…

We’re thrilled to announce the appointment of our new Chief Science and Product Officer, @davidplans. David is leading on pioneering work we’re undertaking to design digital biomarkers to create adaptive therapeutics, which will drive better outcomes. #MeetTheTeam #TechForGood

I am happy to share that after discussions with the funder, the #PhDstudentship is **now available to any student worldwide**. I know the deadline is tight⏱️ but I am happy to hear from any candidate interested, particularly those from underrepresented background #psych #neuro

Are we still sure Brexit was a good idea?

My youngest son, singing his heart out. I dare say, I like his version better than Billy’s, if only because Ollie’s harmonic interplay is braver. But also, god damn, he means it. And what else can you ask of anyone. instagram.com/reel/CqtRaUWgH…

No amount of good will is going to save you from the expectations of leadership. You will fall short or be called out for your shortcomings. Everything you do will be taken as a selfish agenda or biased want. Lead only if you must. Only if you’re the only one who can help.

@Adelbadge ROFL point taken

My week 😭

If you're a UG/MSc psychology student looking for a PhD Studentship, and you're interested in investigating sex differences in interoception and the influence of the menstrual cycle, as well as telemetrics (apps), take a look at @DrJJMurphy 's post here: royalholloway.ac.uk/research-and-t…

@BBCRadio4 @BBCWomansHour how does it make sense to still talk about divinity as gendered? God as a 'person' has been up to interpretation since St. Augustine. Atkins' view is narrow-minded & wholly outdated. Denying Rev Martine Oborne's by saying 'god is the groom' is gross.

Today is Holocaust Memorial Day, an international day to remember the 6 million Jews killed during the Holocaust, alongside millions of others killed under Nazi persecution of other groups, and those killed in more recent genocides across the world.

If only poor Chopin could’ve seen this when he was struggling to see the point, tailing Sand into the Balearics.

Dear @Google. My main language is Catalan. I am disappointed to see that recently in my searches I frequently receive Spanish language page links above the same information in Catalan. Can you look into this? Thanks.

Evolution wired us for empathy and inclusion, but culturally and epiphylogenetically, we are wired for exclusion, self-realisation.The evolutionary angle is millions of years old. The cultural, merely thousands. Your mind wants the former. Your society, the latter. It’s a choice.

@sonia_ponzo LOL I meant make him do all of it 😛

@davidplans Oh no he does it too. Both our lives are dominated by laundry.

You realise you're a grown up when most of your free time revolves around laundry.