David Todman
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David Todman
@davidtodman
Life is like trying to enter a turnstile museum.
Brighton, England Katılım Ekim 2009
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Intermittent fasting has been sheer hell. So next year I’m going to try intermittent slowing. #NewYear2022
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Noticed quite a few new motion design followers recently. But i only talk shop via @meshmashuk So follow me there if you want ridiculous fake pearls of motion wisdom.
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I bet his company hopes James Dyson doesn’t get #COVIDー19. Imagine the power vacuum.
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So great that after years of making billions of dollars and sleeping with porn stars while his beautiful wife took care of the kids, something finally went right for Tiger Woods. #LifeAffirming
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I’m calling my latest fractious family holiday: Pass-Agg to India.
#HappyHolidays
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Fact: the term “journalism” comes from the Ancient Greek “lazy journalism” now practised by over 1 million news outlets. nytimes.com/2018/03/16/fas…
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Bit short of cash so started a company making AI crypto drones using deep learning block chain technology. Now worth almost $8billion. #capitalismo
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The pecan tart on last night’s @MasterChefUK looked so dry I refer to it as “the atacama dessert”.
(I’m here all week)
#MasterChef
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Why do UK politicians always meet Irish politicians in a tea shop? #hardborder #BrexitShambles
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An elderly secretary, wracked with firearms related tinnitus, simply misheard Madison dictate his love for animals and belief in the people’s right to “keep and arm bears”.
#RepealThe2nd #2ndAmendment #ArmBears
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Amazing news! "The Visible Void" was just selected by ARFF Barcelona // Around International Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com!
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According to the OECD the correct collective noun is a “fucktet” of dimwits. apple.news/AyB3-pT4uTuCrP…
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Jesus! That @RichardDawkins really thinks he’s God’s gift to atheism.
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#Bitcoin and #UmaThurman - 2 fine examples of humans’ ability to wonder at original, ingenious, even beautiful things, before deciding to rape the living shit out of them.
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Crikey now the ads can read my mind! I’ve always said that the only way you’ll get me on a cruise is if it contains @RobertSmith from the 1980s.

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