Spank Daddy

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday.

Cishe nalimala bashana😫👍🏼

She ignored every effort you made, but never forgot a single mistake.

Please do everything within your reach not to get fat

still hoping its me and you in the end

gang why doesn’t she miss me like i miss her

as long as the option to remove myself from the equation lies solely in my hands, NOBODY will treat me badly in this lifetime.

I'm not in my best mental health right now. Life is so full of burdens and pressures that I no longer find my favourite things exciting. Lately, I haven't asked for much. I wake up every day wanting and hoping to be okay

at the end of the day, you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice.

I wasn’t aware South Africans hate crime so much we wanna fund a whole commission of inquiry to continue its work undisturbed.

how do people do this for 70 years

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

at least life wants to fuck me

“😭😭” has to be the most versatile emoji 😭😭- laughing 😭😭- dfkm 😭😭- tf ? 😭😭- unreal 😭😭- no 😭😭- for real 😭😭- happy 😭😭- sad 😭😭- never 😭😭- thankyou 😭😭- yes 😭😭- wow 😭😭- love you 😭😭- sorry 😭😭- obviously 😭😭- please

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.

barely talk lover boy not friendly reserved overthinker avoids problem doesn't smoke doesn't drink circle small phone 24/7 believe in God love my family don't like crowds hates parties phone dry love music ambivert drowning in my thoughts

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

Ekhaya mina ngikhuliswe kahle, if it happens you see me somewhere doing into ebhedayo, wazi ukuthi intando yami and my parents know nothing about it. Ngeke sicashele abazali siphinde sicashele nina.

Bookmarking tik toks for when you’re not upset anymore<<<😭😭😭