David McGuire

@BiggusMannus Jimmy Bell-end

Names for the Rangers sex scandal XI. I'll start - Jack Butplug....

@CelticFC They last 2 European games and today have been as boring as it gets, it's hard to watch at times. If there isn't a natural goal scorer brought in before transfer window closes I think that's what we are getting every game now.

The whistle blows, all square at Ibrox. #RANCEL | #CelticFC🍀

@talkSPORT Must be decent if he's heard mbappe snoring

@cooltechtipz Bit of pipe over the spanner 🤷

Useful tip to remove rusty screws

@thatcrazytoast1 @CnsprtrlRprt Definitely not gerry mccann

@CnsprtrlRprt can we talk about Madeline's father is a red shoe member.? reference photo w/ Podesta.

Can we talk about how Ghislaine Maxwell looks similar to Madeline McCann’s female abductor sketch?

Horrifying scenes in Amsterdam of attempted lynching of Jews by terror supporters. Amsterdam, where are your police?! Jews were beaten by mobs of Arabs and some even jumped into the canals to get away from violent mobs. Shameful, unacceptable.

@stats_feed Stepbrothers

What comedy movie is a 10/10?

@stats_feed Guys with tits

France is known for Wine. Japan is known for Sushi. Brazil is known for Carnival. What is Thailand known for? 🇹🇭

@kurtisshapleyx @bet365 My bet 365 was absolutely shit once again today, didn't update the scores for the full match and fucked me for any sort of cash out. Think it's back to willy hills for me

I made the mistake of loaning a coworker money & now its been nonstop asking for money, rides & food. No one in management will do anything about it.

42' - A hat-trick for Adeyemi. 🟨5️⃣-1️⃣🟩 #DortmundCeltic | #UCL | #CelticFC🍀

@ScotlandSky He filming that sitting on the shitter

🔵 "The fans have had enough, Rangers need to start winning games..." Kris Boyd has had more to say after their defeat to Celtic ⤵️

@Zeshankenzo How much are clubs paying for this shite, if scottish football is committed to using var they should at least get some decent camera angles and graphics. It's fucking embarrassing man

Could someone please explain the lines from the offside decision? The bendy squint Rangers one in particular?

Stand by for hun jokes about Young Boys #UEFAChampionsLeague

@footballtweet Scottish

Describe Scotland’s performance in ONE word… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@thefutballboy_1 Roy keane

Football knowledge test Guess the player. Level: Hard. Prize: Free shoutout.

@FollowMeltdowns What's a Caz Milligan?

@FaeTheYY What a fucking pellet

Saved the biggest doughnut for last . Hope this banger is up all night raging 😂😂 watch right till the end 😭😭😭

Debate on safety in public transport erupts in France after a video goes viral of a man getting tired of a group of youth harassing passengers and taking things into his own hands

Celtic's opening goal involves the scorer "deliberately" bursting the Kilmarnock defenders nose with hos elbow and the 2nd goal is offside. Just as well Willie Collum has been hired to keep these high standards up.