Mortuary Fried Rice, Esq.
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Mortuary Fried Rice, Esq.
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Pussy pathological, come lie in it. 🩷Je pense donc je suis🩷 Onye ife na-eme n'isi. ✨Igbo✨ ⚖️Attorney⚖️. Maths?🧮

It’s and co., not anco😭 Like, “the husband and wife are wearing and co”

Fun fact: I have never gotten an F in my entire academic life

Oh my god, this was like the least atrocious period of being a boarder. First night of resumption mehn


Lawyers just plenty for Lawless country. Their own no pass make them dey collect 10% for rent and land sales.

PART TWO! “My wife was a classmate of Stella Obasanjo, Late Nigeria’s First Lady. I brought her to the UK, trained her from O’level to PhD.” -The Elderly man shares the full story, with receipts, of how he trained his wife but she turned against him, falsely accusing him of rape in the UK.✍️

“and she saw me bleeding” a piece from my “does my mother love me?” collection.

Babe wey tell me say "I'm not your mate" for 100 level, her sextape don cast for faculty

‘OBSESSION’ is now the highest-grossing original horror movie of this century. Now at $423M worldwide.

You see as nobody know which wig be Solohan and which wig be Igbosere baa? If you like kill yourself with pressure during CTB 😂

Finally starting IKAG!








