Maria Dawn

Ran a half marathon, but found out spirit airlines is no longer, emotions are all over the place today

thank you @googlemaps

Landlords love to mansplain

what would a girl do without her iphone notes for constant brain dumps

The three G’s - golfing, gambling, and girls!

God bless the Fountain Square Dairy Queen.

like, I saw a pelican today IN INDIANA

birds migrating isn’t talked about enough

Me and the newark airport are like THIS 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

@jackantonoff Jack it’s my bday and I’ll be in New York if you wanna meet for lunch lmk

what the fuck is happening

Here’s to women who change the room when they walk in. #InternationalWomensDay

I’m just going to assume every song is a remake these days

I’ve been ziggin’ when I should’ve been zaggin’

I was a bodega cat in another life

Someday i’m gonna be barricade to punxsutawney phil

hearing aperture in a bar in NY rn just feels right

looking for a sign and i think i found one

I just overheard my ~younger coworker say she didn’t know who Michael Jackson was until he died AHHHH

tea time is sooo back