ugh

What were Usher and Justin arguing about? Beyoncé looks pretty shocked.

🚨 ALERTE INFO : Une militante du collectif israélien Némésis, en vacances en Thaïlande, complètement bourrée, importune des passants en les traitant d'islamo-gauchistes, avant de se faire recadrer comme il se doit ! 🤣🥳🤡

@joeywstoll 25 in dog years maybe

This is what I get for being 25 and saying beddy

Did I just get twinzoned on Tinder…

🚨 Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) can now be completely eliminated, thanks to Mexican researchers.

@Andy Why is Kyle still on the show? Scrap it all.

My team is gearing up for THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

Today I found out my ex - groomer ahh is fat as fuck. God is good. #GobbleGobbleBitch

@IDF You dropped the first bombs. Israel is a Terrorist state.

It feels like life won today…

@Kate_lovesBravo @ZackWickham Shut the fuck up you inbred freak fuck

@ZackWickham Tell that to the young girls who have been raped and murdered!! Look their parents in the face for letting rapists into our country while we pay taxes to keep our families safe!

It might be Super Bowl Sunday but Kristen and I just wanted to say….

Best fucking halftime show ever

@hasanthehun @erenbali @Logo_Daedalus 💗

@erenbali @Logo_Daedalus i am a low achiever who got endlessly lucky and don’t think others should have to win the fucking lottery lmao it anchors my entire worldview what the fuck are you serious? also i’m the only nepo baby here

Most American leftists like Mamdani, AOC, Hasanabi are nepo babies who attended private schools and grew up resenting high-achieving kids from poorer backgrounds.

🚨 Joe Biden’s name does not appear in the published Epstein files.

I’m sorry but is the constitution only 10 years old?? Why are republicans trying to fuck it so bad

Her husband is a registered sex offender btw

This my last tweet bout the shit fr but this is sending meeeee

give the comms intern a raise

@ponchobigboss @nocontextgayy Christian Bingo

@nocontextgayy Whats his name?

Ladies and gentlemen our anti-capitalist queen

why does she reset like when your face goes out of frame on a memoji

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN