Dax Hoogy

@ladbible Give the dad an Oscar! Acting like he would chase an alien! I don’t care if it’s got my kid I’m out of there!

@TicketmasterUK can you explain why a standard face value standing ticket to usher is £280 per ticket? What a way to price people out of going to a live gig! 2 tickets the price of a monthly mortgage 👍

@rainy1984 That is proper disturbing! The poor kid

If there are aliens out there, they’re likely laughing at us. FFS 🤡

@liambfc90 Great header to be fair

Knew I’d teach him to bag one day ⚽️⚽️

@Craigdono If we get Bruno I’m happy for them to get investigated 🤣

I’ll say it’s again .. what about City ? 🤦

@SenseiCarl_ Pearl harbour

Just watched Pulp Fiction for the first time. Any films you should definitely have seen that you haven’t?

Saudi obviously pay the most money and allow for great cards from top to bottom but the atmosphere in the crowd is dull! Sometimes money isn’t the be all and end all! #JoshuaVsWallin

@DanielMorris_10 U said he was shit when he came 2nd in the Balon d’or though 🤣

@daxhoogy He’s been shit for 18 months so it’s about time mate 😂😂 this won’t happen often 😂😂😂

VVD looks back to his best

@ChrisGlynn94 🥱🥱🥱 grow up and play golf! 🤣

Waited online since 1pm for the new predators and they’ve all sold out!! Absolutely fucking sound!🖕🏽

Sometimes you just have to doff your cap! Goal of the season without a doubt! What a goal @agarnacho7

@JamieHComedy gotta have the train cans!

@msparky8 What a guy!!!

Seems like thats enough evidence to say “Dallas has him now” about my old man. #americanstuff

@ste_connor89 Could watch that all day! Absolute filth technique

@footballtweet They all know they are not as good as Rooney?

What do these 3 players have in common? 👀

@dazhall89 We lived for that shit! 🤣

@daxhoogy What a ridiculous warning course we gonna try that shit 😂

@gardnerpne @SammyG_pne @NUCLRGOLF @ShaunyyM Why have 1 of the lads not just dropped him 🤣

@SammyG_pne @NUCLRGOLF @ShaunyyM @daxhoogy How've they not started pissing themselves laughing

👺 That escalated quickly… 🤬🗣️“I’ll plant you B!tch boy… now get the F—k off the cart.” (🎥: kennethdavis8680/TT)

@dazhall89 @AnfieldEdition Thats brilliant! 🤣

@AnfieldEdition @daxhoogy

Crouch 😭😭😭

@Mikeshorrock England were dreadful at all comps, Bellingham will achieve everything in the game bar international trophies just like Rooney, he will be let down by others just like Rooney, from 18 the whole nation was pinned on Rooney at international level to win us things

@daxhoogy Debatable, he was dreadful at all tournaments post 2004. I love Rooney but think he could have been even better given how good he was so young - meaning he possibly underachieved IMO. Which is mad given how good he was / what he won.

Don’t get me wrong Bellingham is on a different level and will be 1 of englands best players for a number of years but he’s not on the level Wayne Rooney was at the same age so please chuck that comparison in the bin 👍

@Mikeshorrock He also had his best goal scoring season around 27/28 years old, he didn’t have his best years as a teen/early 20s he just continued an unbelievable level from that age for an entire career

@daxhoogy Bellingham will probably go on to be better (or more impactful) than Rooney though and continue to progress & progress - sounds strange to say but Rooney arguably underachieved given how good he was so young, he was at his best in teens / early 20s.