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“I know exactly what you need”, said the doctor. “Great clown Pagli-“
Pagliacci yanked off his bright red foam nose and pounded the desk in one furious motion. “Motherfucker, I came here straight from work!”
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Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site)
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Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site)
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pronouns in bio: they/them \\ retweets are simultaneous endorsement and condemnation \\ 👾 \\ BLM \\ ACAB \\ abolish police and the senate
DC-ish Katılım Nisan 2008
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@ANice_driver Why is Venus sideways oh no she's being kidnapped
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@Fuckminster @kamenism I feel bad for how the elephant is going to feel explaining the YouTube video of the fight to its children.
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@kamenism I really want to see someone try to defeat an elephant with their bare hands. I don't want the elephant to get hurt but this is a rare case where we probably don't even need to worry about that
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Stole this from Bluesky obviously. let's get down to brass tacks here though. Where do you rank + explain your reasoning
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@Fuckminster I have beaten a goose in a fight, so I'm pretty sure of at least that much. A medium sized dog is gonna depend on the dog, and an eagle is gonna depend on what species, so let's just say goose, to be on the side of evidence-based asskicking.
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Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site) retweetledi
you aren’t supposed to post all the other guy’s bangers like this
Joe Biden@JoeBiden
If you don’t respect our troops, you can’t lead them.
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@Cassprophet_see @muddaub I'm about one to two months from buying a chainsaw and afraid my life will forever be split into "before chainsaw" and "after chainsaw".
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used a hedge trimmer for the first time today and I think i’ve been corrupted by this POWER
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@muddaub I got a battery-powered reciprocating saw to remove some of the original roof in my attic (long story), and I was like "holy crap, I can destroy EVERYTHING now! I should never own a gun."
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@Kyle_MacLachlan Somehow, this presents more questions than it answers. 😂
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@Version69420 Losing my mind over that first sentence.
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@WhackNicholson I miss dedicated, professional voice actors.
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@BadMedicalTakes Now that I've seen the tweet, I have also read that, but I'm not going to go around telling people.
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@_Anunnery @tmorello More importantly, do they even CARE?
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@tmorello some of you in the replies here seem to have a problem distinguishing Jews from Zionists and from the state of Israel; do you need help clearing that up
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Important to remember the horrific war crimes in Gaza aren’t being done by “the Jews” but rather by a particular murderous right wing Israeli administration. Many brave Jews in Israel & abroad condemn the slaughter. Our fight is against oppression. No room for antisemitism.
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@muddaub I couldn't remember Jordan Peterson's name so I googled* "pop psychologist whose daughter put him into a coma with meat" and it worked.
* duckduckgo, actually
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@muddaub Jordan Peterson bringing those "what if the Joker was a Maytag repairman" vibes.
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@koshersemite Hard to believe they could have stopped working in death camps at any time but they just kept following orders. I guess they didn't hate it *that* much, not enough to make a stand.
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@PapaFazuul Falafel and fries is good, but that looks like shit.
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@nieltown @wil_da_beast630 @DanFriedman81 Dude definitely thinks it's ok to shoot them, probably also to look at them naked.
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@wil_da_beast630 @DanFriedman81 Seriously, anyone who refers to 14 year-olds as “post-puberty technical minors” to differentiate them from children should be on a list
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These Hamas numbers are literally unbelievable.
There is - you can actually calculate this - about a .01% chance the Israelis have killed 3,000 women and 5,000 pre-teen children, vs 2,000 fighting men and 0 enemy soldiers, out of 10,000 people.
Secular Talk ([email protected])@KyleKulinski
In 1 month Israel has killed: - 2,944 women - 4,812 children - 46 journalists - 190 doctors and nurses - 10,203 civilians in total This is why the majority of Americans want a ceasefire. Not to ‘protect Hamas’ or whatever dumbass smear is leveled at people with a conscience.
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