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@BOTAD01 You go see body cam footage, you go dey ask “Officer, how did you stand in one position for 12hrs” E go say, “Oga, na stamina”

@bello_tohe2036 Na him know Weytin dem do am now

Medicure ?

One of my best songs from @davido

@quesadaaa_ You independent women should come together and develop a gel too now!

gel?... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills & these weaklings get gel?!?!?

@_ItsBugatti So they’ll also stop paying taxes since they are now a government?

This is an example . This is Alaba international market and my question is,What would happen differently if the owners of all this come together and setup a centralized grid since they’re open to doing it individually?

@Wix196954 @SassyXtr We might not even get a chance to try it. You guys are too shit to scale through Athleti

@SassyXtr Try this against Barca u go cry no worry 🤣

I know understand why Arteta added the man marking instruction against this Harry Kane 🤣😂

@arrakunrin E be like say na black market DStv you dey use. I am on compact plus and all matches are on.

DSTV btw!! I paid ₦30,000 for compact plus and I can’t watch a UCL match between Real Madrid and Bayern in my house?! Fuck you guys fr

@SKOOLBOI0 @_Abdulakeem_ 😂😂😂…. You be fool!!! My God will disgrace you.

Arsenal trying to win the quadruple 😭

@ChuksEricE 😂😂😂…. Wura: S5E1

Moment pastor fell under deliverance after a senior pastor, who was already ministering at the altar, touched him when he came forward to take over the microphone👀👀

@thisisdmt01 @elonmusk Abi. Make am 2 make the delivery fee reduce.

@elonmusk can you deliver to ago iwoye ?

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

@elonmusk It’s not that I don’t want one o. It’s the money. That’s 10yrs salary worth.

@hannytalker They are mad! And very unserious

Hear this During a job interview, if they ask: “If you were a biscuit, which biscuit would you be?” They’re not testing your snack preferences. 🍪😆😆😆

@Beebah_Naturals They should have told you when they met. No vex

Your wedding is June but you are telling me in April, that’s not an invitation.

For several hours today, thousands of people in the Opebi-Ikeja axis were stranded, some stuck in their cars, others trekking long distances. There were people who trekked from Mobolaji Bank Anthony Way to Allen; some trekked from Customs to Opebi. You want to know why? Because President Bola Tinubu was commissioning a bridge built by Babajide Sanwo-Olu. A bridge. A common bridge was why taxpayers suffered for hours. Every now and then, you see signs that many of the people in governance are tone-deaf, with scant understanding of the essence of governance: the people. You built a bridge for the people; why suffer them first before letting them use it? Why do we need a president and commander-in-chief of the armed forces to open a bridge? And why does this have to be done at the expense of public comfort? Who did this to us as a people?

@ChuksEricE @tvcnewsng As Wike don finally reveal his true position, hey now fair game😂😂😂…. This is the useless politics we practice here.

Between TVC crew and FCDA officials after they visited the newly constructed bus terminal in Kugbo, Abuja, following the rain damåge yesterday Credit @tvcnewsng

@HardTruthTukooL Na now you wan start to dey ask the questions?

We need to start asking serious questions now. Why is Dangote’s fuel price increasing instead of reducing?

@Lfc_samie Today is the day you show us what “NOT SHIT” looks like.

ARSENAL ARE UTTER SH*T MAN 😭

@Omahh_11 Do you mean without footballers paid by Arsenal to play for Arsenal, Arsenal would b sitting 8th? Wow!!! This is a huge revelation!!!

Without David Raya, Gabriel, Saliba, and Declan Rice, Arsenal will be sitting 8th on the table

@darmiesuzie Yeah, that guy is proper shit. One assist won’t change that. He’s very lucky his deputy is also quite as shit.

Once Again, you can only hate Martinelli because of selective criticism but not because he can’t play football.

@Ojakovo_zeco1 @Wix196954 @SassyXtr Were they eliminated by Barca?

@dayygeee @Wix196954 @SassyXtr And where are they now??