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@Butterballllz @justinboldaji It seems we were taught in the same dojo by the very same sensei

@justinboldaji Stole your moves @dazmansfield

How hot does it need to get before roadmen whip off their puffa jackets?

Winner of £16 at sticky 13s at the the peacock on mansfield road you'll never sing that

@Butterballllz I'm all for getting people talking

@dazmansfield Been doing that for years with 10:30am peronis

Hey @Tim_Burgess remember the fella at Saltbox Nottingham at the weekend who said if you signed his arm he would have it tattooed? He's had it done 😂

Incredible 😂

Number one buyer of butchers grain free puppy perfect dog food. You'll never sing that

@Butterballllz @davidcollinscv4 He can definitely remember tomorrow already 💡

@davidcollinscv4 One of the stupidest tales I’ve ever read which is suprising as you look like you have a massive brain

For anyone wondering why I don’t like Littler, the first final I watched as a kid was 2001, Taylor beating Part 7-0. I’ve grew up with Taylor, Barney, Lewis. As I’ve got older I’ve had Taylor, Barney, Lewis, MVG, Anderson. Proper players. Littler isn’t, he’s a celebrity.

@Butterballllz @NoPlugMedia I don't know if a g string is my thing. But I'll give it go 😂

@NoPlugMedia @dazmansfield - could brighten up Sundays in the barbers

This hair salon offers twerking while they do your hair.. What do you think?? 😳

Can't wait for Christmas day. Our Edie has been told everything in the fridge and cupboards is for Christmas and she's got 24 hours to eat the lot. 🎄

Made you look a right knob there Harry

I'm off on holiday next week. I'll e in until Monday if you would like to pop in and get your haircut. My boring stories about my fantasy football team will be my gift to you. See you soon 🍻

This year's fantasy football league. Pick yourself a team and you could win this year's prize of a carton of um bongo. There is a second place prize this year aswell. Also a carton of um bongo. But the straw is missing

@scarlettsims @alreadytaken74 @paulroberts2012 😂😂😂😂

@alreadytaken74 @dazmansfield @paulroberts2012 that’s going leave a mark

It's a really good thing that everyone waiting to get home loves standing in a bus station made of glass. You are a truly awful company.

@StagecoachEMid why has the 6.40 pronto to mansfield pulled into the bay and the 6.25 that everyone is waiting for pulled in at the top of the station and left empty. It will be a joyous day when your company goes under #shit

@Butterballllz @PintsO_Guinness Put me down for next years london marathon 💪🏼

@PintsO_Guinness @dazmansfield

Need an excuse to have a Guinness?☘️ One pint of Guinness provides the following: 51% of your Recommended Daily Allowance (RDA) for copper, contributing to antioxidant activity (cleansing), providing energy, and maintaining the immune system. 💪 33% of your RDA for vitamin B6, keeping us happy, maintaining the immune system, and reducing the risk of heart disease. 🖤 31% of your RDA for niacin, which looks after our cells, provides energy, and may play a significant role in the prevention of cancer. 🧬 24% of your RDA for vitamin B12, essential for the duplication of DNA. It works with folate and vitamin B6 to decrease the risk of heart disease and cancer. 💊 (RDA = Recommended Daily Allowance) #Guinness #GuinnessIreland #Stout

@scarlettsims @footballfights

@footballfights @dazmansfield

Snow day (without the snow) Back in work at 9am tomorrow

And he would comfortably beat you aswell, you wet fart