Dazz Knowles

Gotta feel for Elanga, scores two really important goals only for us to completely collapse… again #NUFC

This comment just shows that Howe has peaked and we need a change in the summer to continue the journey #NUFC

We now return you to your regular bullshit away performance. #NUFC

Well that’s that done. The dream was nice whilst it lasted. #NUFC

Fucking Trippier, he’s dog slow and this is what happens #NUFC

Tonight is not the night for Benny Hill defending #NUFC

Oh FFS #nufc

Would all you Elanga haters like a fork to eat your humble pie with? #nufc

We’ll be OK so long as we don’t concede another. #nufc

@TansuYegen Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care!

A robot in China just smashed some dishes started dancing instead of working 😂

I love big Joe but his silly fouls and cards do get on my nerves. Just puts us in unnecessary defensive positions #nufc

@ToonPolls That’s the hope, I think Gordon said he “was fit, but not Newcastle fit”

Just an optimistic thought on Wissa (hear me out 🤣). Remember when Gordon signed and he admitted himself he was way off the fitness levels required at #NUFC Perhaps Wissa is exactly that and next season he’ll be a different animal altogether? Am I being naive?

@mkristensen Very, it still needs to be readable and maintable by humans.

When AI is writing more of your code, how important are code formatting and .editorconfig files to you?

@troyhunt Just know one of these verification providers is going to get hacked one day

Kinda curious about just how adult the weather can get 🤔

@nufctrust Just one thought, it could be a genuine fan who just appreciates real talent regardless of team and collects shirts and autographs of those players. And/or it’s going to be on eBay.

NUST raised this video with the club this morning and received a response as below: “Thanks for raising this. I appreciate the Trust bringing this to us directly. I completely understand why fans feel strongly about maintaining the integrity of home areas, just as we do. I’ve looked into the situation involving the individual seen with a Manchester City shirt. While I recognise how this appears, I do not yet know the circumstance or intent of the person involved but I can confirm our ticket sale processes were adhered to for this match” NUST asked for further investigation of the circumstances involving the individual with the city shirt and await a response #NUFC

@anxietymsgs Well… yeah. No excuse for ignorance.

Do y’all actually look things up when you don’t know something?

@RawClipsDaily Fake. Fake. Fake.

From Carabao Cup winners and scraping into the Champions League to losing comprehensively to Man City’s B team, and languishing in mid table. Howe Out #nufc

@lambrinimami 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lidl strawberries 2 hours after purchasing

@alexrchapps Very true, we couldn’t get a loan for Choudery over the line back then, and Eddie’s had a net spend of £450M to achieve the same.

@dazzknowles Bruce was (rightfully) universally disliked and never finished below 13th without a penny to spend most of the time

We’re going to be out of all cups and in the bottom half of the league in a few weeks time? Acceptable? Good season? Obviously not #NUFC