Darren Brown🐦

"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death,I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much,much more important than that "

@HullTeslaModel3 As Tom Petty once sang,always cold no sunshine...

@HullTeslaModel3 Same here Rich,Just built some rattan furniture,sat here with our fleeces on,it's only 12C here...

There's a couple across the way, the man in shorts, no top... and we're sat in our coats 😁 Looks nice, but it's only 11C 🥶😆

@otokyo__ Have the fire brigade been yet ??

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳☕️🍽

@JeremyClarkson Enjoying a @RealHawkstone Cider,in the garden,just waiting for global warming for the ☀️ to arrive...

@Slotoholic Out,Alonso in before August....

Where do you stand on Arne Slot? 🤔

@HullTeslaModel3 I'm going to the fella,the most dangerous instrument ever invented..

@HullTeslaModel3 @graeme_cobb That one Rich...

@graeme_cobb Windows 95 background? 😁

The weather is too perfect not to go for a stroll today - a field full of future bread, cakes and biscuits here (unless my extremely limited knowledge of crops has let me down).

@HullTeslaModel3 @graeme_cobb Always preferred 'The shed in the field ' tbh

@oelma__ A Vet to resuscitate those sausages

Whats missing 🤔

@HullTeslaModel3 I do hope this is your tweet Rich, otherwise I bet your neighbours painted the other side at the same time 😁😁

@ThrillaRilla369 Commando on a ZX Spectrum

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2009, what’s one game you still think about?

@ChrisHasla73748 @MegalomaniacMo2 Jump on a driving agency Paul,they are crying out for drivers,never turn any work down though,always present yourself well....

@MegalomaniacMo2 I was a bus driver,now I've passed my HGV class 2,I want to get into truck driving, but all companies want experienced drivers. I say isn't driving a double decker bus on a similar level to driving a truck?

I'm sick and tired of hearing about people moaning that they can't manage on 50k a year due to the cost of living crisis. Try living off 12k a year on universal credit. I'm not on it by choice btw,I was like many others that unfortunately lost their job.

@joncoupland Great news fella,really happy for you,it must have been your love of obscure Protons.....

Everybody. Meet Rae. (Yes ... She's aware of the car thing)

@DaviskennLives @TRobinsonNewEra Can't help thinking that myself, especially with the Manchester Airport case as well...

@TRobinsonNewEra These police will probably get prosecuted for kicking him.

This is the moment the terrorist is taken down after stabbing two Jewish people in Golders Green. This is England 2026. Union Flag flying proudly by British Jews as an invader scum who likely hates everything British, attacks them!

@SimonDanczuk This is seriously worrying Simon,heard the case being discussed on Talk yesterday afternoon and the details nearly brought me to tears...

Labour’s Britain. Illegal immigrants kept in luxury, raping women and girls. They’re laughing at their victims and taxpayers. All a consequence of Starmer’s open borders, diversity is our strength, strategy. Why would you vote for more of this?

@MikeBales A long time ago came a man on a track,walked for 30 miles with a sack on his back......

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@HullTeslaModel3 Thought exactly the same,our email arrived tonight as well....

That didn't last long! 😩😁😁😁

@sciencegirl A decent vet to breathe life into those sausages and bacon,does it come with a shot of penicillin by any chance ??

@Milligg Go on then Aunty Gwynn, who's cooking dinner tonight then, fantastic result btw 😁😁

@SimonDanczuk @CocoDanczuk May I ask Simon, where is the black pudding,your a northern boy you know !!

After a couple of fascinating weeks in Bangladesh, it’s also nice to get back to an English breakfast, kindly cooked by @CocoDanczuk, and the sunday newspapers. Have a great day.