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@EleanorMorton Mervyn's Christmas jumper is Peake niche.

JRR Tolkien writes a Christmas story

@GailSimone Have you ever met kids? They already are barbarians!

I have an idea for a fun cartoon show, which is BARBARIAN KIDS.

@GailSimone [Looks at photo, hears "Also Sprach Zarathustra" played on a kazoo.]

These are all flat.

When we sign up for a service, we shouldn’t have to roll the dice that some vindictive billionaire will buy it, take our information or messages and blast it out to millions of people in an attempt to weave together some inane conspiracy theory. Time for authorities to speak up

@nikicaga [Padme face:] But not the last, right? But not the last, RIGHT?!

Congrats to Volodymyr Zelensky, the first Paddington actor to become the TIME Person of the Year

@roywoodjr Wait. Wot? Are you telling us that Kevin Spacey played the role of Trevor Noah for seven years?! No wonder he needed nearly two hours of make-up time!

“And like that….he was gone” - Kaiser Soze

@GailSimone Was he the fellow in the Matthew Barney films?

My version of Taskmaster is the following: He's a guy who COULD be a lethal Doctor Doom-level threat, but gets in his own way so hard that half the time everyone considers him harmless. And the only time he's fully engaged as a human is when he's being someone else. Love him.

also, extroverts- you really need to understand that some people view you offering to come over and hug them to cheer up as a threat

He did it

Our pastors told us to take the Bible seriously so we did. Then then they called us woke heretics when we critiqued their evangelical empires, rich pastors, and abusive culture.

@van_jensen @BuyErasers @ConroyForReal mubi.com/es/notebook/po…

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@stevanzetti [spongebob-immaouttahere.GIF]

Bro you know we are in some whacky historical territory when Bill motherfuckin Kristol is sharing a link to a copy of Umberto Eco's "Ur-Fascism" on the Anarchist Library website