Lexi Rubin

g’mar chatimah tova, and i hope everyone has a meaningful yom kippur. please take care of yourself, and if you don’t feel comfortable or it is unhealthy to fast, don’t. g-d asks us to repent but not by doing anything potentially harmful. to those fasting, may it be an easy fast.

@rebeccabender27 also i’ve definitely seen the bamba video in hebrew class at least ten times before

@dcgizborit israelis always like to brag about how bc of bamba nobody has peanut allergies tho breed: different 😈

netanyahu looks like a burnt peanut

@rebeccabender27 israeli babies:

@rebeccabender27 israeli babies:

@rebeccabender27 he’s gotta make money somehow since he obviously doesn’t make enoguh from just his songs

@dcgizborit also WHY IS THR GUY IN THIS VIDEO NOT WRARING SHOES

it’s a good thing @dcgizborit is giz and not shlicha because she literally never pays attention in hebrew class

@rebeccabender27 it’s really too bad most jews are allergic because of inbreeding

@dcgizborit 😋😋😋 if we eat it maybe it’ll stop being harmful to palestinians

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@DCMazkirah you’re right!! that’s the name of my new position 🥰

@dcgizborit EVIL EVIL EVIL EIVL

i’ve decided: as of today i don’t want to be council giz anymore, i just want to be the dc council zoom designated host

@baltimoregodol @DCshaliach @NoVAMorah at first i genuinely thought you were trying to throw us off or something because i didn’t think you would actually forget to not say who the mafias were

I sincerely apologize for exposing you both as the Mafiot @DCshaliach @NoVAMorah 😢

@DCMazkirah i think your punishment is just this tweet is going to be rated a solid 4/10

@dcgizborit you’re right im the worst! should i kick myself off cobo or does the bbyo grim reaper come to my house?

hey charli, apply for dccln!

since everyone is suddenly obsessed with yerba mate for some reason, I thought I’d share my family’s very large collection

@DCSgan Hey there! Hmu and DM me the prompt so our essay experts can get started.

@wishaliach omg I literally JUST had mate ahaha

just bought yerba mate and ngl i’m kinda excited

@DCMazkirah lets cancel paper money and start paying everything in only pennies. I think that would make our lives much easier

thoughts? @BBGGizborit @AZAGizbor @DCGizbor @dcgizborit @bmoregiz @bmorebbggiz

im thinking more about money. how do we let LITERAL PIECES OF PAPER DEFINE OUR LIVES?? THEY’RE WORTHLESS!! WE JUST GAVE THEM A WORTH AND LET IT DICTATE EVERYTHING!!!! can we go back to trading silver and gold?

@DCMazkirah @baltimoregodol exactly! pff we don’t need doctors because of corona we just have them there for the sole purpose of our backs 😹

@dcgizborit yes!! and to quote @baltimoregodol, that’s why we’re gonna need doctors at rc. because nre’s backs will be broken by then

ohh so that’s why my back always hurts on every single bbyo call