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one euphoria after another

when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened

WE UP

HES ALIVE

HS4 MARCH 6

website has been found..posters have been spotted.. we fucking made it

me in 2050 remembering what happened the night of the 7th of january 2026 #conformitygate

The entire Stranger Things fandom currently in a collective psychosis coming up with a theory called Conformity Gate as a coping mechanism because the Duffers writing was genuinely THAT bad

Stranger Things fans explaining conformity gate:

Watching a show about a bunch of nerds and then clowning a fandom full of nerds for theorising is a diabolical take but don't let me stop you from being a hypocrite. Btw, the Party are the exact kind of people who would be making threads on twitter. We are the target audience.

the duffers saying it was going to be a dark christmas but it was anything but that. theories about netflix release on jan 7. jan 7 being the day the orthodox christmas is celebrated. stranger things having previous ties to russia.. #conformitygate

people will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day

@eununcamecalo imagina lowkey a morte dela foi a unica coisa q gostei e q ficava bem ali ( depois os duffers foram estragar isso com a possibilidade de ela tar viva) tipo porque é que eles teem tanto medo de matar as pessoas

think about the final scenes of seasons 3 and 4, how hard it was to defeat the villains how much it took and now think about the scene where they ended vecna… i’ve never been this underwhelmed #StrangerThings5

i love that joyce was the one to give vecna the final blow and kill him, but it would’ve bern so much better if they hadn’t completely ignored her character for the whole of vol 2 (and winona ryder is literally their best actress) #StrangerThings5

I remember when the Mind Flayer was menacing, when the Upside Down was scary, when I was on the edge of my seat, now that finale made me feel nothing but disappointed in myself for waiting that long

they couldn’t even add demogorgans to the ending wtf

duffer brothers lied in people's faces the whole time telling them its gonna be dark and gritty and emotional and there will be consequences to the character's actions that theyve never faced before and then you watch the bullshit and no one even gets so much as a broken arm

the duffers being scared of killing characters has got to be the stupidest thing ever, yes the fans love the characters but for a series like this to end with all them alive makes 0 sense why are you choosing keeping them alive over giving us a good ending #StrangerThings5

why was this the most underwhelming ending ever