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@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Um… no, it’s chicken goujons…. Psychology because you had too much time on your hands 😂 it’s always fascinated me.

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Yup, I got tired of being emotionally 12 in my late 20s, so I took a PhD in Psychology cuz I had a bit too much time on my hands anyway. Can't use it for shit though. 🙄 I don't even know what I'm looking at there. Did you put these in a wrap? 😵

Gosh, is there a word in the English language for people with vaginas? Surely there is... womund? Wahmen? It's on the tip of my tongue...

I’m pretty sure I made a point. You’re not “thinking past the surface”, you’re fixated on it. It’s ok, I’m not judging. At what point was I attempting to insult you? If you think autism is an insult, maybe you should take a deep long look in a mirror and think about why you feel that way. I personally think autism is cool and unique. Have a good day.

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson They could help you catch that you're not making a point. Thinking past the surface is not always autism. The suffix isn’t what makes those words negative, the ideologies are. And throwing in attempted personal insults doesn’t really strengthen your argument.

@NefflynB Cradle cap. Nothing pure olive oil and very gentle brushing can’t fix.

El cabello de mi sobrino ha empezado a tener estas cosas. ¿Cuál es la causa, alguien lo sabe?

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson What’s your PHD on, psychology? Can always watch heart brain world, that changed my mind about the whole lot. Check this out.

I don't even know if that's a thing in the English language, or what the equivilant would be.. In Danish we say "2 ryk og en aflevering", when making fun of someone for finishing too fast. I just translated it directly, and assumed it would be the same meaning. Lmfao. I spent years on my PhD.. Then pissed off a guest lecturer who knew a guy, who knew a guy, who signs paperwork... - How do I turn my PhD into, talking people into keeping their clothes on???? 👀👀👀👀 I usually just start singing this, but it don't get me paid. 🥲🥲 youtube.com/watch?v=f9y6ph…

The study actually proves that transwomen still have an advantage, but they are not on the same level as men, eh they’ve been on HRT for over 2 years.

@SaltyGoat17 Yes I can. I love animals, especially the ones the produce the meat I eat.

As I sit here eating leftover ribs for breakfast while petting my dog…

😂 you have no idea how long it took me before the pin dropped on this one! No meds today just lots of booze because… Life! I assure you, even when I did camming, I never caught onto the innuendos lmfao! I was paid for talk therapy most… I think that’s the equivalent of “pay them to keep their clothes on” 😂

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson It'll definitely be a disapponment for you, it'll be 2 pulls and a delivery... But pretty sure I'll be satisfied if you just leave the meat. 🫡 You pull at a door to open it, and again to close it. Don't be a pervert. 😒

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson 😂 cheeky prick! I’m 5’4! I’m not that short!… to be fair, a whole foot shorter than 6’4 though!

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson I got a couple of friends who're 6'4+. I can introduce you, if you want your future husband to offset those Bonaparte short leg genes. 😬😬😬😬

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Well yeah… margarine was made for poor people, ordered by my great great great great grand papa Napoleon III. (I don’t know the relation so I just assume, but my DNA says im related)

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Naah, my I tried margerine afterwards. There's just no comparing the two. Butter wins. 🥲

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Sounds perfect! No small talk, no awkward pressure to communicate, just delivery and disappointments. 😂

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson I know right? You get to feed me and then begone. It's perfection!

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Ay to each their own, but with steak. Less is more. It flavours itself, so the rest is just to complement it.

I just started using butter recently.. Otherwise I'd been using margerine my entire life, cuz my brother liked butter, so I didn't. I regret my life. Margerine is legit garbage. 🥲🥲 I don't think you'll like what I consider a pinch of pepper.. I got one of them electric grinders, and it just grinds and grinds and grinds. - I need a new one though.. It finaly got dull after a decade of fsithful service. While the salt one is barely used. 🫡

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson 😂 best arrangement ever!

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Hold up, I didn't tell you to take the meat with you. Giebs, then leave. Then come back with more, and then leave. I can live with this arrangement. 🤔

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Steak fried in butter, lemon, sweet chilli, and rosemary…. Pinch of salt and pepper, sorted… steak and yummy sauce!

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson I can cook. But I don't cook, cuz I hate cooking, which is why I just eat steaks with nothing else. Lmao. You win. 🥳

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson THATS THE SPIRIT!

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson I'll head your advice, since I would never in my life have dreamed of using a croissant for something that isn't chicken salad or something. Imma try a burger-saint.

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Ay, it’s ok, I don’t like people anyway. -.- they make me qut sanity.

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Naaw. I just got out of an abusive relationship.. I'm not ready to be seduced like this.. Go away. 😒

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Make sure you use pesto! It give it balance :)

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson I have never in my life, seen a croissant used as a burger bun.. I'm gonna try it. 🤔

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Here’s your meat, pork chop…

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Definitely not much man food over this.. I'll grab the dressing, cuz ai need like 4000 calories a day to survive. Bring me the meat!

Well, I don’t know what microwave meals you’ve been eating, but the last time I checked, you wouldn’t put a salad in one 😂 Nah it’s all just BBQ stuff. I’ve lost load of photos that I had when I used to do hospitality and catering, which sucks because some of them I was very proud of 😂 It is what it is. I said I can cook, not that I am à la chef royal.

@dcs_vortex @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson Half of this stuff looks like I took it out of the microwave 🥲 The meat I'd eat though.

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson That’s all I can find for now 😂. I already told you. My man self is active from morning til evening… or my woman self would do the same, but she’s a lazy bitch. 😂

There's no way I'll blame those innocent drugs. Nuhuh, it's all on you! I got my grandmas version of every single Danish recipe, written down. Proove thineself! Cuz she'd get up at 5 am to be ready to start cooking at 6 am on the dot, and her Tartellettes and accompanying chicken soup, are the best on the planet. 😤

@HighlordRetard @ElizaLyola @SydneyLWatson