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I’m sexy and a liar

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CBFW ᥫ᭡@Stunnianna·
Being off on Mondays are so much better !
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@AmericaPapaBear Should the men that subscribe have to pay a 50% “sin fee”?
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AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear·
Do you think OnlyFans creators should pay a 50% ‘sin tax’?
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Its in store only 🥲
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every unemployed guy with a group chat of equally unemployed friends swatch x ap "royal pop" drops saturday may 16 and this is the easiest 4-figure week you'll have all year if you're willing to do something that resembles work for 14 hours. let me lay out exactly what i'll do retail confirmed $300–500 range based on moonswatch ($260) and blancpain scuba ($400) precedent. in-store only, no online sales. swatch is officially limiting it to 1 piece per person per store per day, not 2. so your hustle is per-warm-body, not per-pair historical resale data on the predecessors - moonswatch launched march 2022 at $260. stockx avg trade $900 (250% over retail), peak Tiffany blue Uranus $1,040 avg, individual eBay listings hit $2,400 / 12x retail. ~2,000 trades in first 6 days - blancpain scuba launched sept 2023 at $400. chrono24 current asks $600–995 across colorways, two years post-launch. launch week premiums were 2–3x - snoopy moonphase $430 retail, 2024 - guy in singapore waited 15 hours, watch immediately traded $1,200+ royal pop is the biggest of the three by a country mile. AP has never done downward extension, ever. entry RO is $60k AUD. this is the first time swatch has used a brand they don't own. the cultural moment is bigger than moonswatch and the supply will be tighter because AP cares about brand dilution. realistic launch-day flip: $1,200–1,800 per piece on a $400 retail. that's $800–1,400 profit per warm body you put in line. you bring 3 friends, you clear $3k+ in a saturday. you bring 5, count urself not all stores are equal. swatch lists US POS: SoHo, Times Square NY, Aventura, Miami Beach, Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denver, Las Vegas, Honolulu, King of Prussia, Garden City, Troy MI, Oak Brook IL, Canoga Park, Santa Clara. UK has 13 confirmed stores. global rollout is simultaneous saturday morning - avoid: SoHo, Times Square, Carnaby Street London, Ginza, Orchard Singapore. these are the moonswatch ground zero stores. snoopy line was 150 deep at 7am at ion orchard, people camped from 7pm previous day. carnaby had 5,000 people for moonswatch launch. you will not get a watch unless you're sleeping on the pavement thursday night - target: secondary US cities Oak Brook IL, Troy MI, King of Prussia PA, Garden City NY, Canoga Park, Honolulu, Charlotte, Nashville. same allocation as flagship stores in most cases, 5–10x less line pressure. dude in the fratello article literally walked into Salzburg with no line and bought any model he wanted while doha was a war zone. apply same logic - mall stores > street stores this is exactly the pirate black yeezy 350 dynamic from 2015. bugis+ in singapore: 1,058 people in line for 52 pairs, ballot system, $329 retail, immediate 3–5x flip. vancouver granville street 2019, dudes camping from noon thursday for friday morning drop. the tactics that worked then work now: - 1 watch per person per day is the rule. so you bring people. cousin, gf, gf's roommate, your buddy who owes you money. each warm body = +1 allocation. industry standard kickback is $100–200 cash same-day for them just to stand. that's a 90% margin you keep - the store rotation. rule is per-store per-day. drive between 2 mall stores 20 min apart, same person can buy at both. nobody enforces a national database. the AP collab will probably tighten this with wristbands or ID logging at flagships, but at troy MI nobody's running a database - the line audit. show up to your target store thursday at noon. count heads, photograph the line, do the math. if there's 80 people for what you estimate is 40 allocation, you're cooked, drive to your B-tier backup. don't waste sunrise on a dead store - the early-batch tail. swatch said sealed boxes are already being shipped to stores. some boutiques will get boxes opened tuesday/wednesday for staff display setup. they don't sell early but staff talks. walk in wednesday afternoon, ask politely how many they expect, what time staff arrives saturday. you'll get answers - the ssense/stockx hedge. list your watch on chrono24 / stockx / eBay literally the moment you walk out of the store at 11am saturday. the entire premium window is the first 72 hours. moonswatch hit peak resale day 3 and was halved by month 3. blancpain scuba premium decayed slower because mechanical movement + lower units. royal pop has both factors so the window is wider, but the parabolic peak is still 48–72 hours. don't be greedy past wednesday - the consignment dropout. if you can't queue, walk the line at 7am with cash. offer the 40th-in-line guy $300 cash on top of retail to swap places. people in lines that long start doing the math and some will take it. learned this from supreme drops, transfers cleanly to watches

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@dontasktolink The way I’m not even laughing like please make it happen I need a new work bag 🤣
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UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨@dontasktolink·
Ok we got affordable APs, next we need a Birkin x Zara collab or sumn
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Koko@KorryMae·
When them $300 AP’s come out ima hold my wrist up like Shedeur.
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@daroachel But but but he’s a man! So he’s automatically more important than Tori duhh
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My apartment in 2005 was $550 a month. With inflation, it should now be $930. I just looked it up, and It's currently $1700 a month. It's greed killing these kids, not avacado toast and Starbucks.
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@Kiishi11 @Dexerto What’s your address I’m gonna make sure you get a piece of candy next month
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@Dexerto Fathers don’t even get a candy for free
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Raising Cane’s is offering a ‘buy one get one free’ deal on their Box Combo meals for Mother’s Day The deal is available May 10-11, but only for ‘Caniac Club’ members
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a lockdown WITH chatgpt is going to send people into psychosis i stg
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@LASHYBILLS Why is the damn cashier asking if she want him to call the police?! Fucking call them!
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LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS·
After breaking up with her boyfriend out of fear that the relationship wasn't genuine, a woman tried to return his sweater and ID by dropping them off at a store. He arrived earlier than expected, confronted her, and viciously beat her, giving her a black eye.
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@xSirLean No literally like let me stack em!
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Sir Lean@xSirLean·
Mcdonalds having a one item limit on their rewards program is weak as hell
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@Artmanthegoat Or teach your daughter that everything she listens to or see shouldn’t influence her same way we need to be telling young boys the same! It’s okay to listen or watch stuff as entertainment and not need to replicate it.
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@25YearsAgoLive Are people not reading the account name or are they just acting stupid
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2001 Live@25YearsAgoLive·
Washington, DC now has the highest average gas prices in the United States.
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Do they still offer HIV testing outside of the club in exchange for free entry and hand out condoms at the let out? cause the uncties back in the day were doing the work.
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