tree of 🏚️twt

@ max‘s intro ↳ #shedtwt 🌲 (new acc) › he/she • 15 • pan › gw: 45 kg, ugw: 40 kg ⟡·* ‧₊˚ #shedtwt #edtwt #shtwt #paranoidtwt #slittwt interests: ⌗ hannibal, mcu, spn, music, hozier, sherlock, & more lookin4moots ♡ ↻ .ᐟ

@goatchoppz I like pickles you can give them to me

@waveswhispers that's rough I think I would melt in the heat if I lived there tbh

@ddess0ir i live in texas + i do sports so its destined for people to see 😞

am I the only one that prefers cat scratches over styro 🥹

i need a codependent irl relationship NOW!!!!!

PLEASE DO

retweet if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

@waveswhispers that sucks so far I've never been caught but knock on wood twin🥹🤞

@ddess0ir bro i actually had to blame them on my cat at school today it was so embarrassing

the concept of 20k steps burning 400 cals

sigh... I wish I had more oomfs👀👀... i said I WISH I HAD MORE OOMFS👀👀👀👀👀

I hope this isn't corny✌️

@Meowmow333 i've been using the corner of a eyebrow razor but they get dull fast

What good to use for cat scratches that dorsnt take a million swipes but won’t totally slice me open????

@ddess0ir me too i can blame them on my actual cat

do I text my old situationship after 5+ months?

shoutout to my 4 followers u da real edtwt

taking a piss after you cum is such a good feeling

no i wont ask to be your friend but ill like all ur tweets

“ who eats like a pig and cries over being fat ?? ” #edtwt #shedtwt

why does everything take an hour to do

I wanna do this,, what am I to you? #shedtwt #edtwt #shtwt oomf up

people who think that pirating stuff is morally wrong piss me off