Dan Doherty

I didn't think would cry when the @boomersbaseball won it all again, but damn it, these guys and organization. What a ride.

Of course the GQP is losing their collective shit about a government effort to combat disinformation and outright falsehoods. Of course.

@aditinfinite Congratulations! Welcome! Sorry about the mess.

@ladydungnkeepr I am so sorry for your loss. May her memory be a comfort to you.

I lost my mom to cancer today. My heart is truly broken.

@jfksteelie Done.

If ya pray send one up for my granddaughter please she is sick...if u don't pray send some love or juju or whatever you got please ❤️

Man U out here getting their asses handed to them by Brighton. Sheesh. #EPL

@jasonbenetti Carl Yazstremski.

First person you think of….

@Mike_PiFF03 Amen.

"Don't forget to call your Mama. I wish I could call mine." - Lewis Grizzard I call mine everyday and I'm very, very lucky that I can.

So, #GymJordan thinks that it's perfectly fine for FBI agents who took their off day to attend a rally to overthrow the United States government to maintain their security clearances? Good to know.

@HowieRose Nah, you're good, unless it's your spouse or significant other.

Another day to savor last night’s win, so….here’s a question for a rainy day. If I have a missed call on my phone screen, I don’t call back unless the person leaves a message. If he or she doesn’t, I assume it wasn’t important or it was a butt call. Does that make me a bad guy?

Why the hell does Google think that I give a shit about Kaley Cuoco?

@ScottLindholm Excellent. Be well.

Had a cataract removed today. Told by multiple experts it would be painless and quick. They were right, even more than they knew. We truly live in amazing times.

@DSzymborski The rotting, fetid corpse of Marv Throneberry could make the club.

Looking at Cincinnati's lineup right now, I'm not sure David Bell wouldn't make the roster right now on merit.

@molly_knight Well, don't write anything about the Mets, please.

@mentnelson I am holding out for the Parsons Ammonia kicks.

Pine Sol just dropped these again. What size y’all grandmas wear?

It's ten minutes until three, and I can't sleep, so here I am, monitoring the @BBCWorld Service.

Really, @Kingsford? Flavored charcoal? In what hellscape is this a good idea?

Who thinks Kyle Rittenhouse got away with murder?

@Schmutzie_ Is it OK to think that both are appalling?

@FakeDawnSummers Oh, wow, that would look delicious even if I wasn't on a clear liquid diet.

I had indian for dinner and I'm sooooo full now

@lifeafter26 Oh, and for the record, I thought initially that you were tweeting about wine.