dude

@realDonaldTrump Just waiting

Buy VEVO

@DonutOperator @davidhogg111 So when is your boxing match with him?

@davidhogg111 Go ahead lol

Mark my words Gen Z is going to end the NRA

@DonutOperator @heatherlynnoh Wtf

@heatherlynnoh This is why I love you

Shrek is love. Send me unhinged memes.

@elonmusk I think Twix might have a word with ya

@historyinmemes This question hits me. There could've been a musician I've never heard of because they didn't pursue it.

If you could buy a concert ticket any time in history, who would you see?

@Lauren_Southern Lol

@AintGottaDollar Just to take pills and lie

You weren’t born to just pay bills and die

@FrancoisDavel @DonutOperator @DemolitionRanch This has to be on the 1000 ways to die show

@DonutOperator @DemolitionRanch Hippos kill more Africans than crocodiles.

Now I want a pet hippo. Make him sit and stay and stuff.

@historyinmemes I mean we're still kickin

What was the greatest dynasty of all time?

@greg16676935420 I see what you did there

Elon Musk has more followers on 𝕏 than the “other app” has total users. Let that sink in

@TRHLofficial Curious what you would all draw on the same paper.

Calm down.

@AngryCops @Delta This is kindve those "don't " with people who moments

Good news everyone! @Delta delayed my connecting flight? Now I can live stress free, since my flight arrived late….

@AngryCops @DonutOperator Enough to fly I guess

@DonutOperator How many dragon dildos you pack in there?

Flying again! Ask me anything.

@elonmusk Comedy is our safe space

‘Who controls the memes, controls the universe’ – Frank “The Tank” Herbert

@DonutOperator @TheActMan_YT Who coined the phrase " the internet has yet to be defeated "?

@TheActMan_YT Hahaha that’s awesome

The people who write community notes on Twitter are not to be fucked with

@dom_lucre Didn't notice the waffle did ya

I’m sending $100 to whoever has the best caption.

@RobSchneider Imagine if you will a person so in debt they have no choice in their retirement age

I wish the House Republicans would stop harping on about the ‘discovery of bank receipts’ to Hunter Biden from Russian & Kazakhstani oligarchs and texts messages saying he had to fork over half to his then VP Dad. Joe Biden’s brain doesn’t work so he could not have known jacksh#t

@imPenny2x Once we are inspired.

If I inspire 2 people today. Then they inspire 2 people tomorrow. Then they inspire 2 each. How many days till the world changes?

@DemolitionRanch *wins lottery* cool

Lol, mine is a Florida man caught doing bad things to a stuffed Olaf in Target