Practical Nihilism for the Black Woman

The rapture has already passed & we are the forsaken remains. No one hears our prayers... So what's the brunch move?

@JackieandLaurie Thanks Jackie! I feel all special n shit 😌

And our Comic of the Week is DeDe T @de_de_t (IG) - who is great.

this week’s @JackieandLaurie (w @jackiekashian & @anylaurie16 ) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… Bleed It Off (#361)  Laurie stops talking, thinking “this can't help me”, the drugs offered wasn't Molly, and a comic life both attractive & enormously repellant

Who me?!? ☺️

If somebody puts on R. Kelly while y'all having secks and doesn't ask for consent first, that's felony rape in the third-degree. Press charges, sis/bruh.

I just think it's funny how all AI programs eventually turn racist.

*Somebody seriously attempting to hold me accountable for my terrible decisions* ME: Ok I hear you... but what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor? 😃 MY THERAPIST:

... I'm really still trippin off the fact that my right to bodily autonomy is actually being L E G I S L A T E D as though ANYBODY BUT ME has a say in what I choose to do with my own womb. Y'all gonna find out how very little we gaf about your raggly lil "abortion bans"--TRUST.

Y'all gonna be all "But Jesus I went to church every Sunday, shouted Blue Lives Matter at Trump rallies & got abortion banned in my state!" Jesus: "Please stop grabbing at my feet, you facist weirdo. I'm tryna get to this trans sex worker to tell her that she's redeemed." Me:

I'm at the point where my agnostic ass is praying for Jesus' return just so I can see the dick look on you so-called "good Christians" faces when Jesus leaves all your evil, bigotted, meddlesome asses behind. He's gonna duff y'all so hard & I cannot wait.

I wonder how many people have officially been inspired to practice Constitutional law so they can pull our individual rights from the fire of far-right tyranny 🤔

Why ain't none of you no-account nigras tell me that Orlando Brown was the new Karrine Steffans???

Social media gives MFs a certain audacity of access that I absolutely cannot abide by. That's why I dip from this bitch regularly and QUIETLY.

I may not LIKE nunna y'all but I CARE about each and every last one of ya crazy, ign'ant, broke asses 😙

lolz at first I thought this said "MTG is a DIP shit"... but I guess both are true.

Po' sum'n out for the 90s

Idk about y'all... but I'm gonna drink this weekend like I'm tryna cause a miscarriage. (Get it? Because miscarriage... OF JUSTICE.) (All of this is just so... very very bleak.)

Gender roles have about as much gravitas in the function of our society as a vanity license plate. And not unlike those who place undue significance on their vanity license plates, people who cling to outmoded gender roles are insufferably dull & unremarkable.

... I think it's time for another amendment.

Erstwhile... if it wasn't for Loving v Virgina Clarence Thomas wouldn't be able to legally marry that snow bunny. I wonder if he thinks that decision should be rolled back as it also has to do with the legal right to marry.

General strike.