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@best_para Hand stops are for sissies

@deadbeatregular fundamental human experience of slicing your thumb on the cheese grater quad rail like an idiot 🫡

You can tell I’m in my 30s

@AugustLemons Honestly that’s awesome because I hate daylight savings just maybe remind the rest of us before we join a call an hour early

@deadbeatregular Correct

Trying to schedule a call with some people in Phoenix and apparently they just do whatever with time there and are actually an hour behind the rest of Mountain Time?

@5hammersfix @AugustLemons It makes me mad everytime I think about it

@AugustLemons They got moved to Carolina and became the Hurricanes and it’s a travesty.

My friend I was kitten sitting for went home to visit his parents and he got me this hat. I’m not savvy on sports (numbers scare me) so what are some things I should know while I’m wearing this if someone approaches me and says something about the Hartford Whalers. I look really good in the hat so I’m wearing it. But I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to sports.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER I dont feel bullied. More like bored. Exhausted, maybe. Like a parent acquiescing to a petulant child.

@deadbeatregular Stupid prole clown, you were being like this before I came and bullied you into “confessing”. Thank you for letting me pick the brain of a dimwitted cowardly “socialist”.

It makes me nauseous the way that people are unable to encounter a simple human interaction without filtering it through their own anxieties or ideological commitments now. Every passing remark you make becomes raw material for someone else’s neurosis.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER I think you would struggle to maintain eye contact in person

@deadbeatregular The internet’s relevance is irrelevant to my ability to act differently in different contexts. You are also too stupid get that I meant the WORTH of this place is as an alternative to stifling irl norms. That said, I would still insult you in person because you deserve it.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER You established the tone buddy not me. You get what you give

@deadbeatregular Thanks for at least giving an answer. If you were honest at all, or simply smarter, you would have led with this instead.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER The internet is no longer categorically separate from real life. Less so every year. The fact that you clearly treat online spaces as your primary social environment reinforces this. If you think I’m just saying “everyone should be nice to each other” then we’re in over your head

@deadbeatregular If you think this, you aren’t fit to be here. Anyone who is _capable_ understands that different environments have different norms. Insofar as it matters, the internet offers an alternative to the doldrums of “real life”. There’s a perverted sentimentality in your thinking.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER We laughed about it, having sort of forgotten where we were. I posted an abbreviated version of events because short form content is the “norm” here. People invented all sorts of political and psychological fantasies for themselves to fill the gaps. Thats basically it.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER And he wears the shirt a lot, it’s a band shirt. We convinced him to come straight from work and it was the spare shirt he had. We were watching the show for free from a hill outside the venue. Some guy on the sidewalk saw it and said it was the most vulgar thing hed ever seen.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER Notice how your first instinct was to tell me who I am and why I wrote the post? In most normal face-to-face interactions, we’d all recognize that as a socially awkward and unusual way to respond to a stranger. Only afterward did you actually ask the appropriate question.

@deadbeatregular Point to where, and please tell me why your friend wore that shirt. I dislike you, but I have no particular opinion on your friend.

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER You already made it for me

@deadbeatregular Not an argument.

@partydude1719 You’re shadowboxing with motives you invented lol. Take care

@deadbeatregular Doesn't it seem a bit immature to not be happy with people's reaction to your friend's shirt which he'd only wear with the intention to receive a reaction?

Beatles fans are so soft

@CLE4RBLUEW4TER Thanks for the demonstration lol

@deadbeatregular You fucking sentimental faggot, own the fact you find it funny to shock people. Don’t try to psychologize your “opponents” with weepy appeals to normalcy, you aren’t intelligent enough.

You draw beatles yaoi???

@partydude1719 This isnt some referendum on my union bonafides shut the hell up goober

@deadbeatregular Look, you say you are for Unions? Organized Labor movements are a way to a better world. Why stop there? Do you not want to live a better life?

@partydude1719 Grow up

@deadbeatregular Why are you so keen on splitting the left? The world he asked for is what the revolution wants.