Dead Boss

@vuecinemas can I take a baby in to a regular screening?

@sg1545196228048 @Power_midget Bro. Delete this. Don’t put your number on the net

@Power_midget Would you like to go out with me on a date and I have got 3 dogs and I have got spctum I am 35 from Cambridge I am a Ambulance service for NHS trust Cambridge gave me a call on my mobile number is 07949 812597

Morning 😊❤️

If you are going to buy a Meta Quest 3… DON’T! Until you’ve clicked this link. It will give you a voucher to use in the Meta store once you’ve activated your device! Free game! meta.com/referrals/link…

@AndyToshi_cryp @MrBeast

@MrBeast Can you give me a few inches?

I just got measured at 6’5. Why am I still getting taller in my 20s 😭

@LozzaFox It’s true… I was the cab

Got in one of Londons brilliant black cabs on the way back from a meeting. The driver immediately says “what the fuck Loz? Why are they cancelling everyone? What are you going to do?” I was like “well, not give up, I suppose.” He grabbed a bible from the rack above his head, and said “I mean, I’m carrying a fucking bible around. This stuff is fucked. And I’m a fucking Buddhist!” So we are sat there and I read psalm 139 on the way through London traffic, and we get back to my house and he says “That’s on me, and tell @calvinrobinson he’s a hero.” Thanks for lifting my spirits Stuart. A pleasure to ride with you. You made my day. And you are right. @calvinrobinson is a hero. 🙏

The way Gullis has adopted the Johnson lumbering walk style is cringey AF

@GregHands @EddieHughes4WN @craig4nwarks @JamesDavies @Conservatives

Top Poll Day knock-up team here in #Tamworth with Andy Cooper. #VoteConservative

@FestAKINBUSOYE LOL

The polls in the Mid Bedfordshire by-election have now closed! I want to thank all those who came out to vote, my campaign team and my election opponents for their roles in a good campaign. It is a privilege to be a part of a democratic process in this great country of ours 💙

@GBNEWS Bun the aristocracy. All these absolute weapons who have never done anything meaningful in their lives need to stfu

Lady Colin launches 'scathing' attack on Meghan Markle as she could 'depart' from Harry: 'Nobody wants her!' gbnews.com/royal/meghan-m…

@darrengrimes @jeremycorbyn Ah yeah. IDF, truth speakers

@Johnny__Luk Is there mercury in the local water supply or something

Campaigning in the dark may sound like a grind, but it can bring unexpected joy. ✨ This evening, deep in thought as I've made some significant personal decisions recently (more on that later) and quietly leafleting, I was surprised when residents came out of their doors to ask what I was doing. I braced myself - but they smiled and offered to volunteer, put up posters, and vote for me, much like Vas below. Many weren't natural Conservatives, some never voted, but they saw someone sincerely trying to serve their community. That moment seemed to epitomise what our campaign is all about. It fuels my work ethic and my belief that we will win.🔥 @MKConservatives

@Ready_toRumble So cringe that Danis pretended he wanted to fight once the bell went

Logan Paul vs Dillon Danis ends in all out BRAWL 😱

@ivermectin911 @champagnelise @LozzaFox The only thing connected is his arsehole and your mouth

@champagnelise @LozzaFox Totally the time. It is ALL connected

There will be both Israeli and Palestinian children in desperate need of gender affirming healthcare this evening, who are not getting their girl or boy hormones. The international community must come together to make sure that bollock chopping is still available in war zones.

Good morning, I have committed to keep my friends informed of my updates concerning my battle with cancer. Regrettably, my doctor recently informed me that my treatment has been discontinued, as there are no further viable options available. I humbly request a significant favour from all of my friends—before I die, I aspire to establish a network of one million companions. This can only be achieved with your kind help. I am a 65-year-old male who is currently battling male Prostate Cancer and Atypical Carcinoid Lung Cancer. Unfortunately, I received devastating news yesterday that these cancers have spread to various parts of my body, including my lungs, liver, spine, and shoulders. Given this dire situation, the esteemed experts at Christie's have advised me to prepare for the inevitable. Next week I will be interviewing some cancer support workers, who will help me shine the light on both the good and bad. I hope you can follow me and get the message I am looking to reach 1,000,000 so I know I done something positively. All followers will be followed back.

@wass74 @RachelUNISON Excellent food, shame about the owner

@RachelUNISON Have a visit to the Baltic Bakehouse which is not far away from Conference, excellent food 😊

@Johnny__Luk @DevinHindryMK @Conservatives I’m very interested to know what’s happened in the last decade to encourage Syed to switch to Tory. Either Syed is an absolute weapon or you’re lying Johnny boy

More Labour votes moving to Conservative 🔴➡️🔵 Thank you Syed for switching your Labour vote to me, as well as the 40 voters @DevinHindryMK and I spoke to today who are backing our campaign, with many supporting the @Conservatives for the first time. I am spending hours on the doorstep to earn your trust, winning one household at a time. It's making an impact! @MKConservatives

Gonna spend my evening searching “woke big brother” and chuckle at all the absolute weapons who hate their lives 😂

@calvinrobinson What a cheeky grifter you are.

How long can a station keep calling itself "the home of free speech" when it continues to engage in cancel culture? I supported my friends/colleagues and will continue to do so. That should not be a fireable offence. GB News is controlled opposition. givesendgo.com/homeofcancelcu…

@_LiamWalker_ @PennyMordaunt 😂 I can’t believe how fucked you guys are

Wow. Wow. Wow. What a conference speech that was from @PennyMordaunt! 👏👏 #CPC23

@Haggis_UK That seemed well received

Michael Gove - "Brexit has been delivered... & there is now more than £350m extra a week for our NHS... promise made, promise delivered." 👀 #CPC23