2026 Annie

@GhostmanSean Gwyn is 4

@deadpananne This is has been my duty from birth, im glad to have discovered so early in my life

The let them theory is for pussy ass spineless bitches (me)

@GhostmanSean I wish I had your dedication

@deadpananne The boy dog girl name theory is for furious ass Ghostface Sean's (me)

Reaching a flow state as I talk to 3 different people on 3 different apps at the same time

you just created 100 glasgow centrals

I got noodle broth on my white shirt hell is real and it is on earth

@GhostmanSean 1: you don't get to pick the names it's random and B: Her gender is ?

@deadpananne Girl named?

I have a good feeling about this one

@GhostmanSean Ok honey remember to pick the kids up from school at 3 I have pilates

When my Foid wife says something so Mogphobic I have to hit her withe Jestermaxxed Goon stare

"an era that will never return" and it's every AAA game from 2003 to 2025

everytime shit goes down the world leaders start talking about aliens

Signs you might be: ✨️Bisexual✨️ 😋 Always hungry 😋 💪 Loyal Asf 💪 🎢 Adventurous 🎢 Aujourd’hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J’ai reçu un télégramme de l’asile: Mère décédée. Enterrement demain. Sentiments distingués. Cela ne veut rien dire-

all dressed up to ask "what would you have me do" the whole season

@bringme_cats Aaoooooooo mad on your behalf and reliving it... it would go something like "hey we were wondering if the X room is available on this specific date and if that includes the Y and Z also if it falls in our price range, can we have an invoice?" "Yes we have that room 🙂"

@deadpananne Same here! I made the mistake of double emailing at one point & one of the emails got ignored ofc. I’m currently trying to book the photographer and need him to confirm the date and I know that by the time he emails back the photographer won’t be available on that date anymore🫠

trying to organise a wedding with a priest who only checks his emails every 15 business days

I can wiggle my ears on command

Happy pancake day + Chinese new year + Ramadan

the pancakeless normies are lentmogged by our shrovemaxxing

Having a lot of fun playing Mewgenics

The 20mph sign is going to fuel enough hatred for the player to fight everything with their bare hands.