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Been in the same Fantasy Football dynasty league for 29 years. Eight of the current 10 owners are OGs. Very little makes me happier than winning this league, which I did for the 8th time, despite having CMC and Saquon on my squad all year. Feels great! 🎉🎉🎉🥂🍾

Happy Monday, you are all sexy motherfuckers

@filmgatereviews @LeonaEadie123 @BlueJays @TD_Canada Yup. And even then, sometimes it’s more ceremonial than not.

@deadpull_hitter @LeonaEadie123 @BlueJays @TD_Canada They don’t other than #1 getting opening day.

Let's keep it going! #BlueJays50

@oliviatweets_ New York, Tampa Bay and the Dodgers.

Correct

@filmgatereviews @LeonaEadie123 @BlueJays @TD_Canada Also, teams consider giving opponents different looks and matchups when setting their order. I don’t think teams care about ‘numbering’ their starters.

@LeonaEadie123 @BlueJays @TD_Canada Teams constantly move pitchers around due to injuries and taking advantage of off days to prioritize matchups and separate “length” pitchers, ie Gausman and Cease are not back-to-back for that reason.

@Damon98_ If only everyone had a crystal ball.

Because the Blue Jays elected to use Louis Varland on Tuesday with the team down 5-3 just to "get him some work" he's now unavailable tonight because of the fact he pitched yesterday as well.

@grant_hathaway9 @mike_petriello That's kinda what i was pointing out

@deadpull_hitter @mike_petriello They both pitched like aces stop it

Baseball Savant hasn't updated yet. The error code returned was "Cam Schlittler's pitching was so glorious that even I cannot properly consider this data." Or something. (Sorry! Working on it.)

@Damon98_ You absolutely should not be taking ERA seriously. No predictive value at all.

Runs are gonna score this inning to inflate Mason Fluharty's ERA because Daulton Varsho cannot read a baseball off the bat yet I'm supposed to take ERA seriously.

@BluejaysAlways November

I feel like Shane Bieber has been ramping up since February #BlueJays

I see John Schneider has fallen back in love with the sac bunt and giving away outs.

@DerekCarty Azocar 1 AB then pinch-hit for. Garrett 3BB, 3HA. Sweep it.

@JonMetler @Covers_josh He might live forever if he eats them.

@Covers_josh You should eat them as your punishment 😂

Day 16

@Road_Guy_Colin can't see a thing

I think I'm back? Is this post on your timeline?

@TheTweetOfGod To be fair, Stephen Miller also exists.

In an ideal world the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

@DustinSaracini A bullpen game and we have two runs on five hits. Fucking embarrassing.

Of course the offense was atrocious. But you’re still in a position to win the game if Hoffman throws up a zero. He just doesn’t have it this year and can’t be thrown into high leverage. It’s as simple as that

Hoffman is incapable of a clean inning. How do they just keep running him out there expecting a different result. It’s inexcusable

Two runs in a bullpen game. Fucking terrible.

@DavidEpstein Umpires indicating a strike with their right hand was also borne out of communication with deaf pitchers who couldn't hear a verbal call of ball or strike.

The football huddle was invented by deaf players trying to hide their sign language from opponents. A constraint forced an innovation that became universal. This pattern keeps appearing: closed captions, text messages, the telephone—all designed for people with constraints, now used by everyone. When you design for the most constrained user, you create something everyone benefits from.

This is the guy who was complaining about his usage. I have a very simple solution to alleviate his concerns...

Geez, how bad is the Angels bullpen?

@Chedzz Fuck ya, it's rigged. Don't care!!!

Leafs win the Lottery - RIGGED