DEAFWISH

DID YOU KNOW: Hot Dog on a Stick was originally established as a warning to hot dogs who betray the King.

"I ❤️ Gorillaz" is the cutest way to say you're completely unremarkable.

Shout out 2 all the cover bandz playing "my hero" to no one who cares rn

Major lazer twitter.com/kellyjdevoe/st…

Tempeh #beef: Reznor goes strait to Yahoo news, the dedicated news source for the year he was relevant. nme.com/news/music/tre…

#politics twitter.com/axlrose/status…

How about dat new Our Lady Peace Record?

All the best songs about butt sex have time signature changes

Does anyone have a capo?

Don't write songs with a capo. You'll forget it at the jam space and look like a dik asking the crowd at the show.

You can't cover Purple Rain. So don't.

Trust Vice #science when it suits your world view twitter.com/vicecanada/sta…

Never talk to Cops, HR, or anyone who has Foo Fighters in their top 3 bands. 💣 #facts

Quit Sucking at show promo. Be more creative than Adding 'the mighty' in front the name of some band no-one cares about #Protips

Nothing like a 750 km pre show drive, followed by show in bizarre multi entertainment dome. Edmonton. Recroom. Why not?

Tfw

IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE NEW SONG YER GONNA PLAY. DON'T ACT LIKE ANYONE BUT YER GIRLFRIEND MIGHT CARE

IF THE BARTENDER IS THE SOUND GUY 2 - EXPECT TO SOUND LIKE SHIT

QUIT PRETENDING AUDIO SLAVE WAS GOOD #uplayinuself