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I was insane for this (all hand built and painted by me)
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@deannajmo_
Drag designer as seen on RuPaul’s drag race, King of Drag, NYFW, and more. 👑Duchess of Philly fashion, insta: deannajmo
making costumes Katılım Temmuz 2014
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At my height, everyone I’ve ever been with has been pretty much my same size, give or take 2 inches/ 30ish lbs. Now, being with someone who has 5 inches and like 80lbs on me… WHOLE different world. Wow. Is this how petite girls have been feeling all along?? Goddamn. I’m weak
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the straightest woman alive you know says things like this
Lyn🦋@_ayandamay
Bisexuality is basically being attracted to all women and like two very specific types of men...
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People can make some arguments to challenge this but I believe this is the single most ubiquitous and culturally entrenched tv show in history. Everyone in my age group has a borderline encyclopedic knowledge of SpongeBob just from casual viewing. Insane lasting significance.
ToonHive@ToonHive
27 years ago today, ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ premiered on Nickelodeon.
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I respect people with healthy relationships to social media but unfortunately I do need to see a guy trim horse hooves at 1am
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Me trying to offer oomf a job but she doesn’t want it like girl don’t come to me complaining about being unemployed ever again
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i've said it before and I'll say it again but I would make stalin look like a girl scout with what I would do to homeschoolers legislatively in the first 30 minutes of my administration
Maryam@hell_line0
The fact that Americans can just not send their kids to school and call it that “homeschooling” is crazy to me.
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I love the viscerally shocked reaction I get from anyone if I text them before 9am
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I do think it’s time we talk about how some queens don’t pay designers for their work and just ghost them 👀
Jake B@JakeBeforeTime
@bckjnes Spill it 👀
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Remember when people used graphic content warnings on social media? Miss that
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Kinda felt like 3 years of people telling me how much I’d love bull Durham was just being told “hey you’re slutty and like baseball”
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Runs in the family I guess
Leading Report@LeadingReport
Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. seen not ducking for cover.
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Yo nobody told me Predator was ripping out dudes spinal columns for the love of the game
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Abusers are responsible for abuse but I refuse to believe any adult could be so naive that they’re not complicit in putting their children in obvious harm’s way. As with most instances of CSA, many many people opened doors and turned blind eyes to enable it.
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Reading these cases, I find it impossible deny the culpability of many of these children’s parents. Obviously they’re not the ones responsible for the abuse but like why were you knowingly allowing a grown man sleep in bed with your child. What did you think was going to happen.
Variety@Variety
Michael Jackson’s estate is facing a new wave of molestation allegations from four siblings who say they were groomed and abused for years, and that many handlers in Jackson’s entourage willingly enabled it all. “Michael Jackson was a serial child predator who, over the course of more than a decade, drugged, raped and sexually assaulted each of the Plaintiffs, beginning when some of them were as young as seven or eight. Jackson’s attacks on these siblings went on for extended periods, including in locations around the world and when Jackson and his children were guests in Plaintiffs’ family home,” the complaint states. variety.com/2026/music/new…
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When someone I love proposes/ gets proposed to: this is a spectacularly magical day, I have never been so happy and full of love. I will remember this momentous occasion forever
When someone idgaf about proposes/ gets proposed to: gross. Keep it to yourself.
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As it turns out !
optimus crime@deannajmo_
I love being hot and having my random thirst follows follow me back
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