Deano "The Pocket Rocket" Watkins

Okay, lads - here he is! The OFFICIAL president of the Pocket Rocket Club (🤪😅) doing his thing on stage & letting the audience members get close to the beef! Fuck YES! 👊🏻💥@SiAlexander5 @DaddyWashburn @skinpupmart @reeddune @Welshmusclefan @rayject_ @chris_allan16 @MuscleJoe1

@SiAlexander5 @cjamesauthor EXACTLY! Now...just tell me you like velvet trunks and would never wear shiny ones and I'll get you a free day pass to Deano's Gym 🤟🏼

@deano_rocket @cjamesauthor There’s just no need for that kind of carry on. Dunno why lads have to do this onstage 🙄

IN 👊🏼 YOUR 👊🏼 FACE 👊🏼🤪

@SiAlexander5 @cjamesauthor Why do I get the feeling he and Ozzie would be friends? 🙄

@cjamesauthor Zoinks!!! Like, run Scoob! 🫣😱😝

Some of my favourite shots from last weekend's Arnold Classic. Antoine bringing his best package to date. The open classic champion Hadi in his usual freakshow condition and Rafael looking crazy both on and off stage. What an incredible show! 🙌🏼🔥

@cjamesauthor @dredlifter @reeddune @MuscleJoe1 @DaddyWashburn @NickFieldMedia @bert_bedeau @muscleaddict99 @Noahgcia @SiAlexander5 Don't remind me! 🙄

Flexing at a train station? Ozzie did it first 🤭 @dredlifter @reeddune @MuscleJoe1 @DaddyWashburn @NickFieldMedia @bert_bedeau @muscleaddict99 @Noahgcia @SiAlexander5

People have been telling me to do something like this for years so here goes. I've started a ko-fi page where people can support my writing/donate for anyone who wishes to do so! 😊 ko-fi.com/cjamesauthor

@bert_bedeau @cjamesauthor Please don't give my boyfriend ideas 🙄

@cjamesauthor Total Ozzie/Alphie action!!! 🤣

Hmmm. Might use this as inspiration for a future story. 🤔🤪 I don't think his fellow travellers are too impressed! 😅

@MuscleJoe1 @cjamesauthor @brawnygods @Alexendre86 @dredlifter @reeddune @DaddyWashburn @NickFieldMedia @bert_bedeau @muscleaddict99 @Noahgcia I just like to keep it classy 🤷🏼‍♂️ (I'm also not showing Ozzie those socks - it'll give him ideas! 🙄)

@deano_rocket @cjamesauthor @brawnygods @Alexendre86 @dredlifter @reeddune @DaddyWashburn @NickFieldMedia @bert_bedeau @muscleaddict99 @Noahgcia You know @deano_rocket you hate on anything fun about posers and now socks!! 🤣

Here it is. The final chapter of "Muscle Lads, Inc." rb.gy/rzgu3 💪🏼👬 Thanks everyone for the amazing feedback & @brawnygods for the illustrations! ❤️ @Alexendre86 @dredlifter @reeddune @MuscleJoe1 @DaddyWashburn @NickFieldMedia @bert_bedeau @muscleaddict99 @Noahgcia

@MuscleJoe1 @achiabradley @cjamesauthor That's what you call having taste 🙌🏼

@achiabradley @cjamesauthor @deano_rocket I see green shiny velvet posers

Matts got a date with me. It’s going to be brutal.

My last big story "Deano, Again"... bit.ly/3mC7A7W 🚀💪🏼 Ozzie vs Adam. The Chicago trip. Manchester. Brighton. Cardiff. The more time passes the more I think this might be one of my best. Illustrations by @brawnygods and @rayject_ ❤️

Some amazing shots of Nick at the Arnold Classic! 🙌🏼❤️ Mass? Check. Conditioning? Check. Attitude? Check. All out otherworldly X-factor freakiness? Fucking check!

@reeddune I'm sure this guy is friends with my brother 🤔

thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind

@dredlifter FINALLY someone appreciates my velvet posers 🥰

@deano_rocket Your posing trunks

Love when I see a muscle guy with a twitter ratio of something like "11 Following 100k Followers". Ah, so you are on here baiting and being a pure advertisement. You have no intention of connecting with anyone. Immediate BLOCK

@dredlifter You've had about two years of my life, read about all my sexual experiences with men and heard my deepest innermost thoughts. What more do you people want?

@deano_rocket You don't even follow me, man?!? I'm hurt 😥

@DaddyWashburn @cjamesauthor @Alexendre86 Don't think I've ever been described as that before but I'll take it

@MuscleJoe1 @cjamesauthor Cheeky bugger stole my haircut 🙄

@cjamesauthor No. They moved it back to Las Vegas. To expensive to get there

The size. The mass. The cuts. The striations. The veins. This is what it's all about 🙌🏻💥

@DaddyWashburn Erm...someone's been watching Ozzie's Instagram videos!! 👀😅

@BerlinLuke I like this idea. A lot!

@deano_rocket And move to oxygen gym in Middle East. Live there 6 months a year with best training gym, doctor, gears. ❤️

Just give me a couple of years...👊🏼😏