DeanTheDisaster

I thought my Dota 2 wordcloud was fairly wholesome but then I saw it had "daddy" in it

I really wish you could selectively mute certain pings in Dota - like, it's useful for me to know where my teammates are heading to, or when they're alerting me to a gank, but I absolutely hate having my spells pinged for example, and rn it's all or nothing with comm settings

Is DK broken or am I just that much of a god ( caught in 3k )

@excesstigress lol neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd ( enviously )

skill issue, my dad built me a pc when I was 4 (after this picture) and we nolifed a bunch of mmos. I made him warcraft 3 maps when i was in 2nd grade

Long have I been a defender of more gooning for male heroes

I want to ride this Kunkka's boat and drink his rum I'm sorry

@excesstigress As someone who finished one whole semester of a biosciences degree, I'm here to tell you that you're being silly and clearly didn't pay attention because it is mentioned everywhere that they use unicycles actually!!! Like think, cells are tiny they need to conserve space duh???

hey i finished my assignments on the krebs cycle but what i want to know is when do the cells start to ride around on tiny bicycles? pls reply i think they missed this in class

@astinidota I find that unlikely, but even if that were the case, it has to be looked at in terms of opportunity costs. Does Valve care enough to devote a lot of development resources to making Turbo a better mode, would that be worth their time and money?

Unpopular opinion from a dad gamer perspective: If valve can give some attention to turbo and make the game a predictable up to 25 minutes game, the online player base would peak 2million+ easily.

Why do so many people in Dota lie about being smurfs? Like I often see people claim at the start of games they're actually a much higher mmr, or things like "I'm actually 6k but I can't carry this shit" when losing and it's obvious from their gameplay/dotabuff they're lying. WHY?

I've been trying to stream Dota again but it's just such a difficult game to be interactive and entertaining with while performing well in. I've been playing a lot more support since returning though and that feels less demanding to stream at least.

@cristenstinky me except first summer of my 30s ( probably because I took great gym lighting thirst traps for grindr ngl )

last summer of my 20s was the best one yet because i had a lot of sex and that is an important thing to keep in mind for my 30s

Beastmaster can keep helm of the dominator on with me just saying

@MatthewSlaboch Did you take a look at the photos or did you decide to just trust their word on this...

Sure.

I would never let it go if I pulled off jukes like Ammar I'd clip it and force everyone to watch constantly I'd make them play it in my nursing home

@forthecubs For the Cubs indeed.....

AME

The cosplays are amazing though I think I'd hand it to Clockwork

Didn't know Peachy myself but she lived in Manchester and I know a lot of my friends were touched by her life and death, had a little cry at the tribute, RIP #TI #dota

( Expedition 33 spoilers you have been warned ) I'm gonna be so real, I think this game absolutely fumbled its 3rd act narratively. I also don't think the ending choice is a meaningful one and there is absolutely no good justification for siding with Verso.

@Eddy_l3 Well those scientists definitely aren't winning any nobel prizes anytime soon then

i was created in a lab to defeat the sun

@excesstigress Okay fr every time I go by a nice park or something I'm like "This would be a great place to play pretend" WHY CAN'T WE PLAY PRETEND AS GROWN UPS

can they please make a montessori school for adults. i want to play outside with my friends

@excesstigress Not for yoga specifically but for home stretches/gymnastics I use a relatively cheap Balancefrom tri fold matt and it protects my knees just fine as I crash down from my wall walks lol

WHY ARE YOGA MATS SO EXPENSIVE i was recommended manduka pro for extremely bony knees and wtf they're 200$???