Hanifah🦋💡

Throughout your hectic night call, you relished returning home to your cozy bed. When you finally returned, you were welcomed with a high-pitched cry that was supposed to be someone 'laughing'. You ignored it, took a shower, and by the time you settled in to sleep, it became unbearable. "Please, can you reduce your voice?" You pleaded, hoping you could get some shut-eye. There was a bit of silence, and you heaved a sigh of relief. "Can you believe she doesn't like hearing me laugh? She doesn't want me to be happy?" You heard her scoff into the phone. * Oh.

@KeruboSk Sis, half of us don't know how to do make up😂😭

Are there women who leave the house completely barefaced? With no makeup at all. Just embracing their natural look. Curious...What’s that like for you?

The Part where we Nikkah’d it ❤️♾️ #inloveAF

I applied to your firm for a job, you sent me rejection letter, very normal. I took it. What I won’t take is you adding me to your subscribers, sending me news letter. You too dey go!!!

@Wuraholar2 Oya naa

@dearest_hanny Dey play 😂

If we found 50 million naira what will you do with your 2 million naira?

They are asking this dumbass for the restaurant and trying to correct her that chowdeck doesn't make food, she chose to be a nuisance instead. Retard.

You are slow af. Chowdeck is a food delivery website and not a restaurant. They are asking you for the restaurant name you refused to answer mtchewwww.

Uber, stop emailing me! I'm not expecting you.

@Amaddream_ He did

Justice for my brother, he didn't do it..!

@JoyisBackAgain I will ensure blood flows and bank accounts getting filled up.

A church usher smashes your phone on the floor for texting in church, what would you do?

@Thebiglade Bridgerton

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight—what movie would you choose??

@Derahobs Why will I have 50 million dollars physically? Wetin do bank?

You can only save one, be honest who are you saving

@thebigdammy Lagos

which state has the highest number of mad people??

@iamopsy_ Re-discover yourself. Change environment. Reminisce relationship, go on solo dates, cry, binge watch movies, look at old pics, doom scroll on social media, re-read chats, imagine a healed life. Rinse and repeat, till you finally get there.

Whats next after a breakup?

@ButterBibi Aye, aye

Tattoo lovers with no tattoos? Yes we exist🥹

Yessss…. I exist But will stop existing soon

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

Me I think they should burn her own as well before prison sha.

@dammy4trueluv I always say this: women should stop going after their man's sides. He will just replace them. You have a covenant with him, not them. Anyway, have you considered firing your husband?

My husband has been dating every maid we employ, What can I do to stop this please cause I have just fired our 13th maid💔😭

@Chime_Fave Fake a call, you have to be somewhere. Let's go out together.

how do you politely tell your visitor that it’s time to go home?