Deathrite Ramen

If we can get mono white Liliana, we can get mono white Norin. It’s not too late, Wizards.

Can’t go to MagicCon Vegas but I can submit a $2k buylist just to feel something.

I wanna make some janky self mill Standard deck that dumps huge creatures in the yard, lets my opponent build a big board state (that doesn’t kill me), then Antics to curse their board, and Lich-Knights’ Conquest to trade all those role tokens for creatures. Admittedly bad!

Best curve I’ve managed with this is: T1: Frantic Scapegoat T2: Dowsing Device T3: Warp in Bygone Colossus and Suspect it T4: Hidetsugu’s Second Rite But it only worked because my opponent played a couple of lifegain lands to undo the Goat damage.

Having a blast being bad at Magic on Arena. Take 20.

I’m sorry, foil Mana Echoes are how much now? Off to the buy list with you!

Today’s lunchbreak (type play on an old Despise, and a Sergeant John that’s gonna be a Sgt. Slaughter)

I wonder what’s in this box oooooooohhhhhhhhh

Judge! Since the medallion cycle doesn’t have color identity, can I Harmless Offering the “off-color” medallions to greedy opponents and hit them with Tokka & Rahzar damage? Maybe Flashback an Offering to do it again?

@nestapendragon Yeah. I used to buy a few every set to have on hand to give new players who’d come to our playgroup. (I was doing a lot more buying and selling collections in that season, too.) They’re all given away now, or taken apart for Fierce Guardianships.

@deathriteramen Holy shit! Was that drawer full of precons that have never been opened?

I would love to see where other people build their Commander decks! I have this table that is just magic. I want to be inspired by other people's spaces ☺️

Testing a shell of a Boros Standard BO1 Arena deck with pump spells, Nova Hellkites, Warp creatures, Firesty Spikelings (Mox Amber), and some other things and it’s just waiting for Quicksilver, Brash Brawler to be legal. I wish we hadn’t banned the red Leyline. I’d be dangerous.

I reall want a cute SLD of Bitterhorn! Lil' stabby crab. 🦀🔪

I am once again lamenting that there’s apparently no way to retrieve this Insta account short of going to work for Meta. (Must have typo-ed the email when I signed up nine years ago, no idea what the password is.)

It came to me in a dream

Is it an alter or a proxy if you use a real Magic card with the same mana cost, but it’s a different card? (It’s a proxy. In this case, a Muddle the Mixture that used to be a Japanese Silent Submersible.)

“In our society we share the responsibility and the pleasures equally.” — William T. Riker Star Trek lore — the “T” stands for “Tannuk, Steadfast Second” and Riker makes a great Kavu Pilot. (And yes, I know he’s “Number One” because he’s the First Officer. That’s the joke.)

First week of painting Magic proxies. Roast me, proxy artists. I can take it. (No, seriously, give me feedback.)

Today in proxies

Urza’s Workshop

No one can stop you from buying old trading card packs on eBay and using them to make Magic proxies. Arnold is going to make such a lovely Urza’s Workshop. Hasta la vista, baby.