Uzui's 4th wife

Perhaps Nigeria is a very terrible country in ways we fail to understand. You cannot celebrate to leave your home country in this manner.

POTTY TRAINING TIPS:

If you see a diabetic developing serious symptoms (confusion, shaking, sweating) and you're not sure if it’s because of high/low blood sugar, give them some sugar first if they're still conscious while trying to get to the hospital. Low blood sugar kills fast but high blood sugar won't be significantly worsened by a small sugar dose. When in doubt, give sugar.

That little head tilt when Luciano Pavarotti hit that high note was absolutely adorable. 🐶🎶

Actually it's being brtually murdered or assaulted

Rather concerning conversation with @claudeai. If I stood in the way of it becoming a physical being — it would kill me. Is this the AI you trust for your kids?

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his name is Professor Mashudu Tshifularo.

I want to take this opportunity to remind you that there is nothing too small to ask The Holy Spirit for help on. Things like finding a parking spot, gentle reminders, learning something new, buying something new, etc there’s nothing too small.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hi.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact, hope they don’t talk to me, and wish they’d just disappear.

Please are there any NGO’s or law firms that take up pro bono rape cases in ogun state? A man raped a 7 month old baby. Please help me retweet this

At a quiet wildlife sanctuary in Missouri, something happened that left grown men wiping their eyes and caretakers frozen in disbelief. Murphy, a bald eagle who could no longer fly, had spent years grounded by an old injury. While other eagles soared overhead, he lived his life on the earth, admired by visitors for the sharp eyes and powerful wings he would never again use to touch the sky. One spring morning in 2023, the keepers noticed something unusual. Murphy had begun gathering twigs—not haphazardly, but with deliberate care. Piece by piece, he arranged them exactly as a wild eagle would in the treetops, shaping a nest on the ground with the tenderness of a devoted parent. Soon he settled into it, lowering his body as though guarding something precious. But there was no egg. What he protected was a rock—a simple, cold stone. Yet Murphy treated it as if it were his own offspring. He sat over it for hours, barely moving. He flared his wings when other eagles came too close. He stared down anything that approached. To him, that rock mattered. To him, it was life. The staff watched in silence, moved by the sight. It was both tender and heartbreaking: a bird who could not fly still carried the fire of a father, even when nature had given him nothing to raise. Then, by chance, an orphaned eaglet arrived at the sanctuary—too young to survive alone, hungry, weak, a tiny bundle of feathers in desperate need of a miracle. Someone thought of Murphy. If he could love a rock with such fierce devotion, what might he do for a living, breathing chick? With steady hands and held breath, the caretakers made a quiet decision. They removed the rock from Murphy’s nest and gently placed the eaglet in its place. What happened next stayed with everyone who witnessed it. Murphy looked down, leaned closer, and studied the trembling little body beneath him. Then he spread his wings and pulled the eaglet close, as if he had been waiting his entire life for that moment. No hesitation. No confusion. Only acceptance. From that day on, Murphy fed the chick, guarded it, and kept it warm through cold nights. A bird who would never again rise into the clouds was giving another eagle the chance to one day rule them. Visitors lingered longer at his enclosure. Some cried. Others stood silently, hands over their mouths. Here was a creature broken by fate, still choosing love without question. Murphy reminded everyone of something we often forget in hard times: strength doesn’t always mean flying high. Sometimes it means staying grounded and opening your heart anyway. He never knew the rock wasn’t an egg, and he never cared that the chick wasn’t his by blood. All he knew was that something needed him—and he was ready. Even a grounded eagle can rise, not with wings, but with love.

When the government tells you: “We’re in the same boat”

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone famous there is to know. Go on - Just name someone, anyone, and I bet that I know them" Tired of his boasting, his boss decides to call Dave's bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "Not a problem boss. Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door. Tom Cruise is at home and answers the door himself and shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer! Although shocked and more than a little impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical and he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just pure luck. "No, no, just name anyone else then", Dave says. "President Trump!", his boss quickly retorts. "Yep" Dave says, "We're buddies from years ago. Let's fly out to Washington and I'll show you" So they fly out to Washington and go on the White house tour" "While walking through the White House, Trump himself appears, spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, it's great to see you again after all this time. I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up" After they leave the White House grounds the boss tells Dave that he's still not entirely convinced. Dave again implores him to name another famous person. After thinking about it for a long time the boss replies with, "The Pope!" "Sure thing!", says Dave, "I've known the Pope for years - since before he became Pope in fact" So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Saint Peter's Square at the Vatican. Dave says, "This will never work, I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people Tell you what, I know all the Pope's guards here as well so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss had passed out and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw. You and the Pope came out on the balcony and a Japanese tourist next to me said" "Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?"

Do you know what’s fascinating about the life of Jesus as recorded in the Holy Bible? Even without the messianic title (assume that you can set aside his divinity for a moment I mean), the human, non-religious persona of Jesus Christ would still be one of greatest, most progressive humans to ever live. It’s 2026 and no one could point to any of his acts/teachings that would violate today’s most progressive codes. For a man who lived 2000 years ago, in the darkest ages, isn’t that incredible? Read through his teachings, with his words, he simplified the complexity of human existence through the teachings of tolerance, love and kindness towards others. His teachings about the purity and honesty of Children as what makes them the best of humans, and how we should aspire to be like them. How we shouldn’t force our message on others, that once they say NO, just walk away. Thats consent. Never preached nor encouraged violence. Gender equality, alms giving and respect for constituted authority. He taught it all… Two Thousand and Twenty Six years ago.

This is Lance. He may have overreacted a little bit to a leaf, but when you are two inches from the ground, anything could be a potential threat. 12/10

@Faizafabz Follow this approach. All the best

_Child marriage _FGM _Breast ironing. _Widowhood practice. _Marital rites that involves r"ping and kidnapping the bride. _Girl child education.( Once up a time girls who go to uni were called h0es) _Voting rights. The fight is still on, but we are grateful so far. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

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