Debbie “Do Anything” Gooch

Hello @Charmin. I recently used your product, and, while wiping, the paper tore open and by fingers scraped the inside of my anus, leaving blood all over my bathroom. I’m writing to you today to issue a formal request to increase the strength of your “ultra strong” toilet paper.

um yes please! #stuffmeafter

@Doc777__ Fucking love silver springs AND seven wonders

@debbiemachine74 Silver Springs on the list. Yeah, you can always have aux.

Spotify #doxx yes I listen to glee when I’m fucked up… my music age was still 66 somehow

Microdosing off his micropenis

@buffsandregrets My Spotify wrapped was so embarrassing💔 but will do

@debbiemachine74 most listened to artists on spotify/apple music

100 followers what should I dox?

@KittyHole69 “ain’t nothing better than the pretty big forehead bitch” - Asap Rocky

@CarolinaCloaked Thanks I try

@debbiemachine74 This new burner is actually pretty funny 😂

I wanna go to the strip club and try to throw change in their slot machines (butthole)

When I was super heavily into the gym my nighttime routine was actually my nightmare because I had to drink 3 cold water bottles and take down 8 supplements before bed every night. (I hate swallowing pills)

21 with no roster what the fuck am I doing

Your soulmate is not the man who gave you chlamydia I promise

Charlie I can feel your presence on here #booze

@RichardCranny69 Even better green flag all the way

@debbiemachine74 What if someone (not me) never listened to that said person in the first place? (Again not me)

A red flag I watch out for is if they still listen to juice wrld

If you listen to Thunderstruck willingly and it isn’t because you’re playing the associate drinking game I have some bad news for you. You’re the main character in your own shitty movie.

I keep pushing back my 5year plan

@malbon_hater God I’m so jealous

Artemis looked pretty cool in person

Having a BLACKED summer as in tanning and drinking