Harbinger of Truth

@Fetal_Mistake She still around?!

FFS 🙄

@allomuddak @hotmessexpressx I'm pretty sure it's from Soft White Underbelly on Facebook

@hotmessexpressx OMG what is this from?? I need to watch more

Receptionist at a doctors office: hi how are you? My dad:

@theyhavethedumb I only got about 1/4 of the way in before my cringe levels were overloaded

Another masterpiss lol. What a waste of money, how is it that he can afford studio time but not for a lawyer 🤔

@sheenaniganz SAME 😭 I need to get out of SoCal and spend the summer in Alaska

@allysnw0ndrl4nd Congrats! I stopped drinking it a few days ago...here's hoping I'm just as successful!

today has been one whole year without drinking a sip of soda

🇵🇸Your Christmas dinner is looking really good right now, isn’t it?

@PickledKaz Oh helllll no

Annnnnnd some of you are worried about Australia 👀👀👀

@_AnonHater_ What in the fuck is this shit?!? I can just imagine the people in the cars in the background looking at them like

Truly hoping we get a TikTok gem like this tonight 🤞🏼

@allomuddak I am so sorry to hear this, but you will come out on top! We're all rooting for you!

I have breast cancer

@TheChelle_Belle Bad Religion

Again?!!!! Rinse. Repeat.

@azdilla31 Doing well! How about you? There's been so much drama, I'm still trying to play catchup. 🙈

@azdilla31 Wow! That's crazy!

@yolobroski So much so the fabric inverts 💀

6'4 and absolutely no penis 🤏

@DaraMichele_ When your choice of pants confirms what everyone's been saying about your tiny peen 🙈

@Fetal_Mistake Getting ready to read everyone's comments on Friday like

Um... well... I'm not mad that the deer killed him. 😐

@_AnonHater_ The fuck? When did he turn into Hillbilly Bigfoot? He looks like he needs to take a shower. 🤮

This will be in my nightmares tonight.

Looks like I have a lot to catch up on

Before you adopt a dog you might want to consider whether it is the kind of dog who might DIVE ON THE BIGGEST RAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AND REFUSE TO DROP IT FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE YOU SCREAM ON PROSPECT PARK WEST