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@BootstrapCook Happy birthday xx

@craig4nwarks Please vote against this Bill which gives me less protection in law than a statue. Thank you.

@elliott_downing I’m fairly sure that it’s pretty much the....oh, look wine!

Does anyone else feel like a year of Covid has affected your attention sp

@TheMaeMartin In school we talk about “your adults; your family; the people who care for you” when talking to the children, and only reference specific family members once the child does. All correspondence is “parent/guardian” unless in reply to a specific person when names are used. Simples!

BBC contributing to a salacious culture war here, if you ask me. Knowing this non-story will whip transphobes into a frenzy. Schools have been using “Dear Parent/Guardian” for years - it hurts nobody and is more accurate.

@BootstrapCook Little wave, big hug x

@fidsta77 @MrHtheteacher You were indeed one of the best people to do cover for! xx

@MrHtheteacher This is so me 🙌🏽❤️

Does anyone else set up better for cover / supply than they do for themselves?

@MrHtheteacher I’m an HLTA and I love the teachers that set up like this! They are the best!

@FernRiddell Fundamentalist Christian church taught me that if a man had sexual thoughts about me it was my fault for causing him to sin.

@PollyGeoghegan Mr Mini Cactus (who can identify with issues of droop!) says hello!

@debipudsey Mr Swede is looking very bonny tonight I must say, perching on my windowsill. He has had a renaissance this week.

WOWSERS: It’s the latest #RealDailyBriefing from the real UK Government (with VERY special guest star @Femi_Sorry!) Watch and weep this #ThursdayMorning, then RT the hell out of it. Thanks x

@BootstrapCook Miss you too xx sending love xx

@PollyGeoghegan Happy #IWD2021 to you to. I raise my tea cup to you! Glad tidings about the swede in your life #MrSwede

The lovely @debipudsey Always so kind when it comes to #MrSwede Happy #IWD2021 He has had a renaissance this week

@BillNemacheck @C_Stroop You not heard of the Protestant work ethic? You actually thought it ran out when you died?

Says the man who probably hasn’t put in a single day of truly hard work in his entire life 🤣🤦‍♀️ #EmptyThePews

@TomKitchin @aktarislam We made it last over 4 amazing weekends - a few extra sides made at home and we literally enjoyed Aktar’s wonderful cooking for a month!

The amazing @aktarislam home box is outrageously good... tonight is the 3rd time the family and I have enjoyed it. It just gets better and better.. great work mate 👌

@DanEdwards_77 Indeed - haven’t been in school since before October half term thanks to COVID19/long COVID - I’m hoping it’s in my bag!

@cmacwritescrime DI Deborah King

Right, Twitter, let’s do this. Im dreadful at names and need a name for the female detective in my new series. Hit me with your best suggestions. If I pick yours, you’ll get a signed copy (if it gets published!) Detective Inspector (2/3 syllable name) (1 syllable surname)

@MrHodgeTeaches Exploding Kittens

@secret_local Don’t think you’d have much trouble getting school support staff (no pay rise AGAIN!) on side.

How about all unions join forces and we hit them really hard?

@richardosman My favourite chocolate bar is plain Bounty (the red one) #BigTrousers

Can we get something trending, just so I can avoid working for a bit? Tell me your favourite chocolate bar and include the hashtag #BigTrousers and we'll see if we can get it to trend. Please RT, we can DO this. My favourite chocolate bar is Twirl #BigTrousers

@MaryBoustedNEU Do you need the ‘oxy’?

Gavin Williamson pronouncing on pedagogy is an oxymoron.