Debra Orr
495 posts


I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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@VintageFarmLady If you posted this in most countries, you would be arrested! You should be grateful that you have free speech although it is kinda akin to hate speech!
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I also fear for my leader who temporarily lives at 1 Sussex Dr
Ottawa, ON
🤭🤭🤭
Marc Zeller@Marczeller
I’m devastated by this illegal capture of an elected head of state by Trump. I live in constant fear my beloved leader, Macron who lives at 55 rue du Faubourg-Saint-Honoré, Paris share the same fate. He’s usually home with Brigitte by 9pm.
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@tr6_guy Any luck the US military will come up and liberate Canada and drag these sickos out the government at every level. Liberals should be designated as a terrorist organization.
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I am absolutely terrified of getting sick in Canada.
RTN@RTNToronto
44 year-old man passes away in the hospital after waiting over 8 hours in the emergency room in Canadian hospital 😳💔
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@NSDarkHorse @RosieRocks29 @TheronAsh95426 You win…stupidest comment I have read in ages! Such ignorance…please tell me you are not Canadian!
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@RosieRocks29 @TheronAsh95426 And harvest organs. Doctors and staff are under pressure to harvest organs as much as possible. Do not end up in a hospital in Canada for any reason.
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@VintageFarmLady @SatireSquadHQ You call yourself a lady yet you have zero class! Calling a highly educated woman a hag, is low brow.
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@SatireSquadHQ Canada 2???
Maybe -2
I'm sorry, but that hag isn't in the same league as Melania
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@haccident12 @LangmanVince Obviously you have concerns about your own manhood!
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@LangmanVince It will be gone the minute he is out office. He is such a child!
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