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this is so interesting. i never heard of it before but there’s something about a guy in a brown lab coat, wearing red tights and looking up the window of your apartment and saying: “who has been eating my tomato?” that feels very true to what people actually do say on facebook

i think the main reason the 2016 pop/hip hop music album was so bad is because people just threw a bunch of beats together to make it sound like an album, forgetting that they need at least one good song in there for everything to work out

honestly , a good argument for using the term “subprime” in this context is that it sounds so bad. and i can remember seeing the usage of the word “sub-prime” when my grade 7 students told me about how some people were getting themselves into big trouble by taking on sub-prime

i would have never thought a single, tiny 150 word tweet from @delema34 could make me feel the way I did. it’s honestly more painful than i expected

when i was a kid we would have this exact conversation every 2 weeks or so.

i really only wear this shirt when i’m in the city and wearing a coat or when it’s cold enough to warrant my bringing an uncool jacket

i don’t think we can say yes to everything because people get mad.

i like when people say “there is a post-epic” and you think they’re just saying that some things are epic but that’s not actually true

i used to watch a 2018 series called “the new 7w” on the history channel, which basically covered all of human history (from around 600 bc) in seven words. it was pretty interesting.

what do you call it when someone who used to be a nice person just goes from decent to disgusting in 24 hours?

it was 6pm and i had to start my shift for the day. this means that, by law, i must now complete a predetermined set of tasks before i can go home for dinner with my parents

i don’t think they exist, at least in the north. there may be some upcountry areas where it’s sort of a thing but i’d bet money that it’s illegal and extremely dangerous.

do you think i could have been the original “pound in the kitchen” type?

i need the 10 most beautiful women in this room to make a group photo.

it seems like a great idea to keep getting all these different degrees in school (law, political science, international relations) and then get one degree of actual experience...

it was all just so good. the guy has style, charisma and a sharp wit that I can’t help but admire.

it’s so fun to be a young, trendy english major. it feels like if you don’t buy some sort of expensive art and wear one of those crazy unisex dress shirts they’re going to call you an “artsy farts.”

i really need to make some sort of small bag that i can throw in a pocket and just bring around. not like my actual briefcase but maybe something similar. a little more aesthetic, maybe?

i don’t think i’m ready to be a dad yet, but when the time comes I want it to come with as much peace and serenity as possible.

i feel like i’m making a movie that feels like “hunger” but it’s about the 2014-2017 time frame. there are no characters, just one protagonist who narrates his story in an essay form through the course of days and weeks. he will be constantly talking to himself, which is all i