Instant Death
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Instant Death
@decazutul
Follow me to instantly DIE
Hackerville Katılım Nisan 2017
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“Why didn’t Frodo just, you know, wear the ring more?”
“Joe, Joe… listen. You put that ring on, and BOOM—Sauron knows your location faster than you can say ‘One Ring.’”
“But couldn’t he like, wear it sometimes?”
“Joe, terrible idea. Worst idea ever. He wears it for 10 seconds, and now you’ve got nine flying dementor-wannabes chasing him. It’s a total disaster. Sauron? Best surveillance system you’ve ever seen. Forget about it.”

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@BaloneyBoxers @pewdiepie You realise this shit is 1 year old. Damn expiration dates
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