clara

i'd like to remind declarative_ readers that when i argue leftist points with insane emotional investment, i'm not at risk of economic hardship myself and am really just doing it out of love for the game (some might say "conviction")

@a_hiding_person yeah...

I really do not know how to deal with the fact that my entire personality type is basically obsolete.

@helladrol uh hi i think you have aura please never kill yourself

@declarative_ I want nothing more than a bullet (or two) in the back of my mentally ill head haha anyway wassup shAwty

i want nothing more than to create relatable posts and engaging content! i love content!!!!!!

@stupid_groyper btw why are you following me?

@declarative_ ahaha and to top it all off the social isolation and total lack of formative sexual experiences u endured in ur devotion to computing eventually led u to adopt a delusional self-image and rape ur body with exogenous hormones 😆 and then ur just a sad ugly talentless 30yo freak 🤣

imagine learning a bunch of stuff about computers and like code and like really caring a bunch and then one day the thinking computer company drops a chat interface and the computer can now do all that by itself. ha, dumbass, you picked the wrong field!

@stupid_groyper bit sad, innit?

@paradox_outcome telling a twitter user named FEDERALRAPE that they're insensitive to people with autism (sorry about people saying that about your smile tho)

ofc all the replies are just turbo insensitive towards ppl with autism like what was I expecting. we're not humans if we look a certain way or smile a certain way. i've been dealing with this shit my entire fucking life and i still don't know how to smile properly. fuck. you.

this meme would give me the desire to talk about my childhood if i hadn't decided to never ever do that

@Fuxmoder is halt so

@declarative_ 🥺

there is just no hope left

@shelvacu x.com/i/status/20791…

@declarative_ "the point of kink is to be less embodied" ??????????

i don't really get foot fetishes. the point of kink is to be less embodied, why would i bring more body parts into it?

@MinModulation abolish the family 2026

how is Life360 legal? wouldn't being permanently tracked whenever you go under threat or coercion be reserved for convicts on parole? but it's how a majority of parents behave

"Later, I’ll learn about “cuddle puddles” and the “slutcloud,” neither of which you probably want explained" just say you're uncool

guy who takes lsd and comes to the conclusion that the entire alt/neurodivergent/hacker/rave/club scene is stupid, buys a suit and never talks to anyone who doesn't greet him with at least "well hello, good to see you" again

guy who's unconvinced about the whole "working for a defense contractor is evil" thing

@hannichen0 @Manixh02 haaaaank don't abbreviate competitive programming

@Manixh02 you want to get into cp? 🤨

I want to learn DSA I want to learn Rust I want to learn Web Development I want to learn web3 I want to make projects I want to get into cp I want to contribute in open source <<<<<< I am cooked >>>>>>

@HSVSphere @valigo is the bug that it doesn't check the return value of printf (don't ask me why i instinctively think you should)

@valigo It has a bug, but nothing I'd consider a vulnerability. Also, no, bare printf is fine as compilers will turn that into puts for you, they are not that dumb.

Only sharpest ones will get this right!

@BIMBOSATTVA_ geeks supposedly do this too, at least a blog post from before i was born says so

The vast majority of people experience social rejection and ostracization, of any kind, to be akin to physical assault, these people are "normies" because they scaffold their social norms to the highest layer of abstraction like a safety blanket It's basically a proto-hivemind

if getting datacenter construction through politics is complicated, maybe we could get ai to do it

@coolestapricote i'm joking about ai, i don't think phone keyboards have really changed that much

@declarative_ never had it on, fr??

man autocomplete has gotten reeeeally fancy as of late