Declan

@grywarenlynch One I judge you for daily.

Everyone tries to throw my baldness at me like an insult... Like no bro this is by choice 😂😂😂👋👋👋

@kidspawn02 Yeah me neither, that’s an unsettling thought. Some people would probably love that though.

@declnlynch im so sorry king I would never want your dad's ghost to be on twitter 🙏 apologies for putting that into the world

what the fuck next niall lynch's ghost is gonna be haunting twitter why tf do we have the whole lynch regime running rabid on here

@prezcellphone Hello

@declnlynch heyyy declan

Hello.

@ganseyhelenii Good point.

@declnlynch Own it, Declan. It is very beneficial to have a little army of your own like this!

Being flirted with by people who I have never been flirted with by before. Why did I make this account?

@mtthewlynch YOU WHAT?

rly hope declan doesn't find out I put metal in the microwave

@smokezanov This is true actually, yeah.

@declnlynch because ur brother's bald, it evens out

How do I not have a full head of gray hair yet?

@grywarenlynch No.

@declnlynch Bro keep this shit to yourself

My stomach is making noises I have never heard in my life.

@Rafaomagah Not today, surprisingly. Not yet.

@declnlynch We all know it's the ☕

@polkadoevans Maybe 4.

@declnlynch how many days do you think you have left

@czernyiac It’s going good. How about you?

@declnlynch hello declan hows it going man

declan is here but where’s matthew lynch

@kav1nksy @kerahkerahkerah No thanks.

@declnlynch @kerahkerahkerah fuck you old man

@kav1nksy i have a nuclear level shit headed straight to your location fucker (kerah!)

@declanslynches Give me about 10 years.

@declnlynch It’s for everyone’s safety, silver fox Declan would be too lethal

@mtthewlynch I’ve had one, they’re the worst.

@declnlynch you could get an ulcer. I think.

@ilya917674 Thank.. you?

@declnlynch it would look cool on you thooo

@g3nsey You’re right. I think I just saw one already.

@declnlynch Well you’re going to now that you’ve got this app

@starryomii Finally, someone asking the real questions.

enough about declan where’s jordan 😍😍😍🤤🤤😍🤤🤤😍

@mtthewlynch Yes, both. Maybe I should again though.

@declnlynch have you tried apple cider vinegar i think that helps with stomach aches???? or like. a doctor.