📖Delcie🖊 but a ghost 👻

@AlexisCoe They are so hot for George Washington. It gives me life.

Dead presidents may be my subject but living men are my muses

@TiatheTiger We do what we must to cope.

Why is my neighbor raking leaves at 948pm

🦋 Decoolz in new pastures

@maureenjohnson Don’t you live, like, way up? What do they need to drill in the air?

@shaymangelas This could be who meme’d it or beopardy or literally any other show where they have a white board and what’s written on it doesn’t have to be an answer to a question.

nothing about this suggests it's about shayne omfg all you people do is complain

So excited to watch the debate tonight between the history teacher and the annoying child in class who thinks he has a point. #VicePresidentialDebate

@alsowords Rhinestones, mostly I believe.

What do I wear to a vegas wedding?

@alsowords Showing this to Eli and Ham so they can see the life they could live if they could be normal for 3 consecutive minutes.

Pan's home from her first fortezza run

Why is tré taking pan, our youngest cat, to pick up coffee

I feel like it would be very demure and very mindful to let Kamala Harris call him a fucking idiot live on television.

Why didn’t the Vice President implement policy? Idk maybe because she’s the VICE president?

I have a special kind of brain rot because I legit thought she was going to say “the Late Great Hannibal Lector” #Debatenight

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

I will be thinking about “We have a president who doesn’t even known if he’s alive.” For a long time. #Debatenight

Me at 830 am: I deserve a treat for making it this far today.

Nothing like noticing a typo 2 hours after tweeting.

My new favorite hobby is wearing my cardigans to Joann’s Fabrics so old lady’s complement them and tell me I’m talented.

Really Stacking the front of tonight’s prime time coverage with the old guys. #DNCConvention

Delaware is not the first state in alphabetical order. #DNC2024CHICAGO