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DeDeep

@dedeep__

Satire. Funniest guy on Crypto Twitter.

Zidelined Katılım Ocak 2019
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DeDeep@dedeep__·
Solana is for the people.
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Solana@solana·
All suspects remain at large. Join @SolBrothersPod this Thursday for the Solana Ecosystem Call, featuring Solana’s Most Wanted. Sign up on Luma below.
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DeDeep@dedeep__·
@kev0x13 Thanks Kev. Appreciate you, I’ll see you soon?
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Cabin 👁️@watch_tsar·
We are growing our team at @watchdotfun! If you're interested in luxury watches join us on the journey! 🛣️
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DeDeep@dedeep__·
The watch never ends, it just changes hands. Ft @solflare.
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@7VoMercy Hey Mercy, please check your dms :)
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@99Oatz That is literally the point of changing someone’s life lmao. Also the person selling would generate more fees for nick, which in turn helps him with the treatment. Selling would help no one.
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Nick O’Neill
Nick O’Neill@chooserich·
I want this to be worth $100k when I burn the tokens... Bought these yesterday during the stream.
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DeDeep@dedeep__·
@foxSlightly @chooserich @SNOWER Ya I mean i’d let him decide the criteria. But no better karma than changing someone’s life knowing the entire situation.
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DeDeep@dedeep__·
@DeeZe Still remains one of my most fun but painful roundtrips of all time. Good times.
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DeeZe ⛳🏌️‍♂️
Saw this at 600k last night, chuckled to myself “ah the good ole days of choose rich on Portnoy’s show” and went to bed
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Didn’t even think to buy the cancer choose rich token even though I traded every other choose rich token ever Dad life changed me
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@NotSoEasyMoney Ya I mean the long term pattern on that chart, looks like distribution no?
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Easy@NotSoEasyMoney·
@dedeep__ i think its actually the sell off
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Easy@NotSoEasyMoney·
Oil falling off a cliff here. Maybe we don't actually get rate hikes this year?
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@cloudz Brother cloudz please peep into your dms please
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cloudz@cloudz·
need more creators & traders on my feed who still needs this?
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@icobeast I am not gonna lie I can see so many crypto bros pulling off a dumber version of this
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IcoBeast.eth🦇🔊
I know this whole thing is a bit but it’s extremely well done lmao
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

My wife mentioned a nice private school over dinner this week She said the campus was beautiful I asked what's the tuition She said we should look at it as an investment in him not a cost I made a note She said don't make a note I said I always make notes She said this isn't a deal I said everything is a deal She closed her eyes She said we'd discuss it Saturday I agreed Saturday 7:02am She came downstairs in her Saturday robe Coffee in hand I had my cargo shorts on The dining room had been cleared The projector was on The analyst was at the head of the table Quarter zip on, three iced coffees, a legal pad, and two laptops He had been there since 6:44am I texted him at 11:14pm Friday The text said dining room 6:45am bring the model He sent a thumbs up My wife stopped in the doorway She said what is this I said you said you wanted to discuss it She said this is not a discussion I did not respond She sat down anyway The analyst stood He said good morning ma'am She did not respond He sat back down A printed deck in front of each seat A fourth copy in case Slide 1 Tuition Schedule $38,500 per year Thirteen years $500,500 nominal Before escalators The school has raised tuition 4.2% per year for a decade With escalators $648,000 My wife said okay I said I'm not done Slide 2 Opportunity Cost Even before escalators $38,500 invested annually 10% nominal return S&P long-run average since 1928 By his eighteenth birthday $944,000 My wife said we can afford it I said I know that's not the slide Slide 3 Terminal Value at Age 65 $83 million She was quiet The analyst slid the sensitivity tables across the table 8% return $31 million 10% return $83 million 12% return $222 million She did not look She said this isn't about money I said it's always about money She said no it isn't I said then what is it about She did not answer She said you can't put a dollar value on his teachers his classmates his environment I said I can the analyst already did slide 6 He flipped to slide 6 She did not look She said the school is the best in the city I said best is a feeling She said it produces the best students I said the students were already the best before they got there She said our son deserves it I said our son deserves $83 million My son walked in He is five Dinosaur pajamas He looked at the projector He looked at the open deck on the table He looked at slide 3 He said are we modeling pre-tax or after-tax The analyst opened a new tab My wife looked at the ceiling He said what's the discount rate The analyst set down his pen She closed her eyes He said is this the same return assumption from the 529 conversation The analyst stopped typing He looked at me I did not say anything She stood up Sat back down He said dad can I help I said yes He pulled up a chair The analyst handed him a printout He started reading My wife watched him read She watched him for a long time She said his name He looked up She said do you like school He said the work is too easy and the kids don't ask questions She did not respond She looked at the ceiling She walked out of the room The analyst started packing up He said should I follow up Monday sir I said no follow up needed He'll be fine Sent from my iPhone

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